Dana's UFC champs - his nightmares

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Flw - Mighty Mouse
Bw - Joseph Benavidez
Fw - Max Holloway
Lw - Tony Ferguson (extra lols for LW, because this is what's actually happening. Ferguson can beat Dana's cash cow Conor, Dana's cash-cow-in-the-making Khabib, then proceed to rule over the division with Mighty Mouse tier ppv numbers)
WW - Tyron Woodley
MW - Whittaker
Lhw - Volkan Oezdemir
HW - Stipe Miocic
 
I think Tony gets devastated by him. He likely doesn't get him down and he's a sitting duck on the feet.

Khabib Conor is a good match tho
 
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Lentz
Tibau
Usman
Dolloway
Badar
Rosholt
 
I think Tony gets devastated by him. He likely doesn't get him down and he's a sitting duck on the feet.

Khabib Conor is a good match tho

I'm fine with any of the Khabib - Conor - Ferguson trio winning over each other. I'm a fan of all three, each in a particular way.

Conor: The fucking man. The GOAT. When he fights, you call your friends, you call your coke dealer, and you throw a party. Dude makes MMA fun.

Khabib: This man commands respect. 24-0 in the octagon. Mauls his opponents. Has a mystique to him. Wrestles bears. Getting increasingly popular in the East. Also it would be funny if UFC had a dominant Muslim champ. Makes for a great unintentional heel.

Ferguson: Cringy awkward dude who is a stellar mixed martial artist, with the potential to rob WME-IMG from hundreds of millions of potential revenue if he beats both Conor and Khabib. The WME-IMG / McUFC era is making me root increasingly for unmarketable fighters.
 
Borg
Elliott
Lentz
Tibau
Usman
Dolloway
Badar
Rosholt

The choices have to have at least champion potential. Most of these fighters aren't even contenders, let alone gatekeepers.
 
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I'm fine with any of the Khabib - Conor - Ferguson trio winning over each other. I'm a fan of all three, each in a particular way.

Conor: The fucking man. The GOAT. When he fights, you call your friends, you call your coke dealer, and you throw a party. Dude makes MMA fun.

Khabib: This man commands respect. 24-0 in the octagon. Mauls his opponents. Has a mystique to him. Wrestles bears. Getting increasingly popular in the East. Also it would be funny if UFC had a dominant Muslim champ. Makes for a great unintentional heel.

Ferguson: Cringy awkward dude who is a stellar mixed martial artist, with the potential to rob WME-IMG from hundreds of millions of potential revenue if he beats both Conor and Khabib. The WME-IMG / McUFC era is making me root increasingly for unmarketable fighters.
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I'm fine with any of the Khabib - Conor - Ferguson trio winning over each other. I'm a fan of all three, each in a particular way.

Conor: The fucking man. The GOAT. When he fights, you call your friends, you call your coke dealer, and you throw a party. Dude makes MMA fun.

Khabib: This man commands respect. 24-0 in the octagon. Mauls his opponents. Has a mystique to him. Wrestles bears. Getting increasingly popular in the East. Also it would be funny if UFC had a dominant Muslim champ. Makes for a great unintentional heel.

Ferguson: Cringy awkward dude who is a stellar mixed martial artist, with the potential to rob WME-IMG from hundreds of millions of potential revenue if he beats both Conor and Khabib. The WME-IMG / McUFC era is making me root increasingly for unmarketable fighters.
all well said tho
 
If Tony beats them both I think he'll be a big star.
also lol, I'd love to see Derrick Lewis as the HW champ.
 
(...)Dana's cash-cow-in-the-making Khabib(...)
HUH?!

If Khabib had any love from Dana he'd have gotten his title shot years ago - you know, BEFORE going 25 and fucking 0!
 
Ben Askren is Dana's biggest nightmare, bigger than Fitch all those years ago or Woodley now.
 
HUH?!

If Khabib had any love from Dana he'd have gotten his title shot years ago - you know, BEFORE going 25 and fucking 0!

My sources inside WME-IMG confirm that Dana White spent yesterday watching Khabib's video being hosted by 10,000 hardcore fans in some asian country on repeat, while creaming his pants (more than once).

The company is pleased with Khabib, and is starting to become aware of his star potential.
 
I'm fine with any of the Khabib - Conor - Ferguson trio winning over each other. I'm a fan of all three, each in a particular way.

Conor: The fucking man. The GOAT. When he fights, you call your friends, you call your coke dealer, and you throw a party. Dude makes MMA fun.

Khabib: This man commands respect. 24-0 in the octagon. Mauls his opponents. Has a mystique to him. Wrestles bears. Getting increasingly popular in the East. Also it would be funny if UFC had a dominant Muslim champ. Makes for a great unintentional heel.

Ferguson: Cringy awkward dude who is a stellar mixed martial artist, with the potential to rob WME-IMG from hundreds of millions of potential revenue if he beats both Conor and Khabib. The WME-IMG / McUFC era is making me root increasingly for unmarketable fighters.

You are putting way too much faith in Ferguson.

He's is an awesome fighter but I don't think he beats Khabib.

And even thought he might have a stylistic advantage over Khabib, his style is really not suited for McGregor. He would get knocked the fuck out.

You can dislike McGregor, but let's not act like he isn't an amazing striker in MMA.
 
The choices have to have at least champion potential. Most of these fighters aren't even contenders, let alone gatekeepers.

You’re tearing me apart!!

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My sources inside WME-IMG confirm that Dana White spent yesterday watching Khabib's video being hosted by 10,000 hardcore fans in some asian country on repeat, while creaming his pants (more than once).

The company is pleased with Khabib, and is starting to become aware of his star potential.
- Oh hi Khabib!

- You're tearing me apart, Dana!

;)
 

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