Dana: "You can go home and f**kin' do push-ups and cartwheels and jerk off..."

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  1. TITS

    TITS Her name is Dana, you incels. Platinum Member

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    Does anyone else miss this version of Dana?



    "What do want me to do first, Coach Pulver?"
     
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  2. Hellowhosthat

    Hellowhosthat Brown Belt

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    Thanks Dana,

    That was exactly my plan for the day anyway.
     
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  3. Mortal Wombat

    Mortal Wombat Silver Belt

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    Can I say yes when I cartwheel?
     
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  4. sonhow

    sonhow Silver Coin

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    But what if I really dont wanna go home for that?
     
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  5. TheIrishPsycho

    TheIrishPsycho Whiskey Belt

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    No,

    UFC probably trademarked cartwheeling while screaming 'yes'
     
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  6. Benoitthegr8

    Benoitthegr8 Bum Life Practitioner Platinum Member

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    By chance was this in reference to Diego and his newfound mentor and life partner Fabio?

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  7. sissypunch

    sissypunch your mum

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    I'd just skip to the jerking off part then take a nap
     
  8. TheIrishPsycho

    TheIrishPsycho Whiskey Belt

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    If it were, Dana has access to a time machine.

    Life partner - haha, I'd call him a side piece.

    Good advice,

    Cartwheeling while jerking off is like playing Russian roulette.
     
  9. Dana's Moonface

    Dana's Moonface Red Belt

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    Dana becoming Conor's father has lowered his testosterone

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    I prefer the Dana of old

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  10. TheIrishPsycho

    TheIrishPsycho Whiskey Belt

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    True, hes also old and probably not on TRT.

    I'm old, but I got more testosterone than a 20 year old. Hard for days too. Drugs are great.
     
  11. Dana's Moonface

    Dana's Moonface Red Belt

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    I'm thinking of supplementing myself testosterone as I am now 36

    Ok who am I kidding, I am a competitive powerlifter and I am planning to switch to non tested and use gear lol
     
  12. Hypetrainofthemonth

    Hypetrainofthemonth Barbara Palvin

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    I can imagine Tony Ferguson actually trying this out as a training regiment to see if it had any benefits. Lol.
     
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    w00t Black Belt

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    that's no way to talk to a warrior
     
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    Edit: added the push ups.
     
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    OneManGang Brown Belt

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    I am shook by all the swearing. I can’t take it anymore. Mods, please remove that video.
     
  16. Masturbin

    Masturbin Porn Addict

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    I thought he was talking about Diego before clicking
     
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    Frode Falch Gold Belt Professional Fighter

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    Of course we miss Shinebox-era DW. Rich White Guys 4 Lyfe, duh

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  20. markys00

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    What does conor have to do with this? Obsessed. Khabib will never date u
     
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