Dana F. White job interview

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  1. bonanza comer

    bonanza comer Blue Belt

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    Hey idiots! If he applied for a job where you work would you hire the man? Look at what he's done for the UFC. Serious replies only, please.
     
  2. Credo

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    Hey idiot, hell YES!!
     
  3. Degen Gambler

    Degen Gambler Silver Belt

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    You are asking for replies from employed sherdoggers so don't expect many responses.
     
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    I don't hire fucking goofballs.
     
  5. CerebralKnievel

    CerebralKnievel Gold Belt

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    Drumroll.... to the cymbal!!!
     
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    I'm not in a position to hire people, and neither are most Sherdoggers.

    You aren't either, so fuck you. You're hired, and so is Dana.
     
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    ForbiddenSun The VP Platinum Member

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    Sure..if he can answer this one simple job interview question:

    Why are Manhole covers round?
     
  9. Tooth and Nail

    Tooth and Nail Forever Brocktober

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    Absolutely not.

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    He's a noob, and certainly not a gentleman.
     
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    Toxxus The Ancient One

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    I'd hire him just to hear all the backdoor stories from the UFC. He could sit in one of my developer cubes not writing code between sharing fighter stories with the team.
     
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    If my company ever needed a boxercise instructor he'd be the first guy I call.
     
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    Kick Strickland Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    what a stupid question. first of all dana doesn't need to work another day of his life if he up and decided to step down from UFC. second, who wouldnt hire a business man that turned a niche fighting organization into a poular billion dollar fighting organization? third, does he know how to build a house? If not, I wont hire him.

    Fuk'n shertards....
     
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    Absolutely not, but anyone I hire knows how to use excel. As for an executive position, maybe. My company doesn't really have a sales team, but I imagine he would be great as a VP of Sales or a similar role.
     
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    kikikhan Banned Banned

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    I wouldn't hire him, because he looks like a very dishonest guy.
     
  16. nephel

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    mostly depends on the job (how he performs in the interview process would also matter).

    For sales or marketing, he'd probably be a good choice. I wouldn't want him as an executive of my company because he has no domain expertise in our market.
     
  17. Grijswaarde

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    I would hire him as babysitter.
     
  18. FEDORRULEZ

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    whoever says no is crazy. dana took ufc from a small dying company to a billion dollar monster
     
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