Dan "The Man" Quinn offers to give CM Punk "Hands of Steel"

Rex Kwon Do said:
I love that he didn't edit out the blender at the end. It's like an avant-garde movie. DQ is a true artist and innovator.
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For sure! Dan is simply "The Man"

He made a video awhile back telling Bernie Sanders he could win the election if he validated the violin hahaha I couldn't stop laughing
 
Best quote: "When I'm rich, cuz I'm gonna be rich. Might be when I'm 60...n*gga."
 
wellz6 said:
For sure! Dan is simply "The Man"

He made a video awhile back telling Bernie Sanders he could win the election if he validated the violin hahaha I couldn't stop laughing
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That's actually genius. The reason Sanders wasn't able to win is because he could only attract betas and women to vote for him. Alphas wouldn't vote for him because he's a cuckold. How could he prove he's a real man and not a cuckold? By proving he knows how to please a woman and not have some bull please her for him. What's the best way to do that? Boom, violin.

He should have hired Quinn as his fucking campaign manager. I would.
 
Rex Kwon Do said:
That's actually genius. The reason Sanders wasn't able to win is because he could only attract betas and women to vote for him. Alphas wouldn't vote for him because he's a cuckold. How could he prove he's a real man and not a cuckold? By proving he knows how to please a woman and not have some bull please her for him. What's the best way to do that? Boom, violin.

He should have hired Quinn as his fucking campaign manager. I would.
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Could you imagine a lean and ripped Bernie Sanders running the country while also equipped with the knowledge of the violin??
 
wellz6 said:
Could you imagine a lean and ripped Bernie Sanders running the country while also equipped with the knowledge of the violin??
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Did you ever see the video of DQ giving some black prostitute like 6 orgasms in 5 minutes with The Violin? It's on Youtube, despite violating the terms of service. The reason it didn't get taken down, I'm guessing, is because the lighting is poor and she has dark skin so you can't actually see what he's doing. Lmao.
 
Rex Kwon Do said:
Did you ever see the video of DQ giving some black prostitute like 6 orgasms in 5 minutes with The Violin? It's on Youtube, despite violating the terms of service. The reason it didn't get taken down, I'm guessing, is because the lighting is poor and she has dark skin so you can't actually see what he's doing. Lmao.
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Haha Yes I saw that one! She's laying there completely silent and not even moving an inch, and Dan keeps asking her how many orgasms she's had so far. It got up to like 10, then 12, etc. all while she's not even making a peep LOL
 
wellz6 said:
Haha Yes I saw that one! She's laying there completely silent and not even moving an inch, and Dan keeps asking her how many orgasms she's had so far. It got up to like 10, then 12, etc. all while she's not even making a peep LOL
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Lol yeah that was hilarious. And meanwhile he was jabbing his fingers in there pretty violently. Wasn't a lot of finesse if I remember correctly. It was reminiscent of someone trying to unlock their car door with a hanger when they accidentally locked the keys inside.
 
wellz6 said:
Could you imagine a lean and ripped Bernie Sanders running the country while also equipped with the knowledge of the violin??
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Just blasting a line of stevia longer than the Mississippi before turning Hilary's dried up Sahara into the Pacific Ocean with the kind of skills you normally only see a classically trained specialist put on a Stradivarius, player
 
Power of Stevia, pure H20 and cold fusion ftw
 
I like how DQ threads always bring out a small clique of weirdos that speak in the DQ vernacular. Lol.
 
USADA needs to start testing for stevia and pure H20, Dan Quinn will revolutionize the sport.
 
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