Damned Australians Trying To Pretend Bread Is Cake

[Lights Out 101]

I’ve had fairy bread many times throughout my childhood so fuck all of you.

 

[Lights Out 101]

lol, aussies can be weird, that's for sure. vegemite wasn't terrible enough i guess haha.

Vegemite is the bomb with the right amount of spread and the right amount of butter. Americans seem to think you’re supposed to cake that shit on like peanut butter.

 

[ElKarlo]

I’m not sure about the sprinkles, but give me bread over cake any day, bread is way better.

That's not the point. Bread is an everyday thing. Cake is a treat and is supposed to be actual cake.
Thats like putting steak sauce on lunch meant and saying it's a BBQ party. No, no it's not

 

[Kaybee]

Correct me if I’m wrong but the Dutch have something similar.

Yes

 

[Tone C]

Fairy bread is an institution for kid's parties here, don't knock it till you've tried it.

And no, it's not the local gay going down to the bakery and buying a loaf.

My wife used to be given chocolate in a French baguette as a kid. I scoffed until I tried it. Not bad.