Damned Australians Trying To Pretend Bread Is Cake

[Cid]

Fun fact: Fairy bread contains less sugar than the average american store bought bread.

 

[Slobodan]

WTF Is Fairy Bread?!?

You can't just put sprinkles on bread and pretend it's a party?! Do you people not have cakes?! Did the wallabies eat it all?

Honestly this is a form of child abuse.

This is cake:

This is a dystopian hellscape:

Someone Australian get in here and explain this travesty.
@Slobodan wtf is this.

Was never a fan

 

[rearnakedchoke]

Banana bread is fuckin cake too.

 

[THE Red Beard]

In New England people call chocolate sprinkles "jimmies..."

Spoiler

racist

 

[ralphc1]

They eat vegemite which appears to be shit spread on bread so anything else has to be an improvement.

 

[orgazmo]

They eat vegemite which appears to be shit spread on bread so anything else has to be an improvement.

Fun fact: there is indeed vegemite under those sprinkles

 

[ralphc1]

Fun fact: there is indeed vegemite under those sprinkles

So the sprinkles are to cover the taste?

 

[Legumes]

Sprinkles taste like chemicals and sadness, not sure how anyone eats that shit.

 

[Rocco Siffredi]

WTF Is Fairy Bread?!?

You can't just put sprinkles on bread and pretend it's a party?! Do you people not have cakes?! Did the wallabies eat it all?

Honestly this is a form of child abuse.

This is cake:

This is a dystopian hellscape:

Someone Australian get in here and explain this travesty.
@Slobodan wtf is this.

they are also trying to pretend hentai is child porn....

 

[Oeshon]

As an Aussie, I have to agree, fairy bread is dumb as hell lol.

You have to understand, we are a simple people and culture. We don't need fancy shit to be happy.

For example, instead of fancy hotdogs with a bunch of toppings, we just eat "snags"

 

[Supereem]

As an Aussie, I have to agree, fairy bread is dumb as hell lol.

You have to understand, we are a simple people and culture. We don't need fancy shit to be happy.

For example, instead of fancy hotdogs with a bunch of toppings, we just eat "snags"

the modern age spartans.

 

[Brandon Wilson]

As an Aussie, I have to agree, fairy bread is dumb as hell lol.

You have to understand, we are a simple people and culture. We don't need fancy shit to be happy.

For example, instead of fancy hotdogs with a bunch of toppings, we just eat "snags"

Not even a proper hot dog bun.

 

[Oeshon]

Not even a proper hot dog bun.

Like I said, we are a simple people and culture, which is why we are overall a very happy culture.

 

[Jack&Cat]

That's the saddest thing I've ever seen

 

[Long Dark Blues]

Sprinkles are called jimmies where I'm from.

 

[M4rk]

Anyone else have sugar butties as a kid? Maybe thats why we Brits have bad teeth...

 

[Arqueto]

I'll eat it if nobody wants it.

 

[Big Tuppy Hole]

Is that some kind of poor bong food?

Yes its poor food and an Australian staple

 

[Big Tuppy Hole]

And sausage rolls etc and everything else

The cake was always like "its time to fill these kids up and get em to fuck off in the next hour"

Dont forget the honey cornflake cups and rice crispy cup cake things (what where they called)

 

[IIIIIIII]

lol, aussies can be weird, that's for sure. vegemite wasn't terrible enough i guess haha.