Damned Australians Trying To Pretend Bread Is Cake

[fungi]

WTF Is Fairy Bread?!?

You can't just put sprinkles on bread and pretend it's a party?! Do you people not have cakes?! Did the wallabies eat it all?

Honestly this is a form of child abuse.

This is cake:

This is a dystopian hellscape:

Someone Australian get in here and explain this travesty.
@Slobodan wtf is this.

If you don't understand he photos, here's some text:
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fairy

#3
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bread

Proper Berry food.

 

[DrVanNostrand]

Whoever came up with it is a genius. Why waste hours baking a cake when you can spend 5 seconds and the small kids love it

 

[Brandon Wilson]

Fucking Aussies.

My wife made some truly epic cakes for my kids when they were little. One time she even made a 3-D Magic School Bus cake. But the best one she ever made was a homemade ice cream cake. It had Skor bars, Turtles (the chocolate caramel pecan candy, not the animal ya fuckin mooks) and Reese Peanut Butter Cups. Fucking delicious.

 

[Your Account]

Its a cake called Fairy Bread

 

[FierceRedBelt]

Fucking Aussies.

My wife made some truly epic cakes for my kids when they were little. One time she even made a 3-D Magic School Bus cake. But the best one she ever made was a homemade ice cream cake. It had Skor bars, Turtles (the chocolate caramel pecan candy, not the animal ya fuckin mooks) and Reese Peanut Butter Cups. Fucking delicious.

Bro you ruined a perfectly good opportunity to use a real turle on you cake? Some men die without such opportunities.

 

[HUGHPHUG]

We used to have sugar sandwiches for dessert as kids, we weren't poor we were po, couldn't afford the o r

 

[revoltub]

This is something a teenage stoner makes when theres no snacks left in the house

 

[THE Red Beard]

Fake cake is the Bris-bane of my existence.

 

[dildos]

It’s not a cake at all.

It’s just a little treat kids get at parties.

 

[jx820]

I call BS, every one of those photos is right side up and there are no spiders.

 

[William Huggins]

Actually they exported their criminals there and were used for hard labour.

They deported loads of women as well because we had too many at the time........

 

[BAM]

Doesnt replace cake. Never seen it sold commercially. Just a snack for toddlers.

 

[Horus]

just bread that we put sprinkles n shit on. Then we leave it out for the fairies to eat...

 

[TankAbbott4Eva]

WTF Is Fairy Bread?!?

You can't just put sprinkles on bread and pretend it's a party?! Do you people not have cakes?! Did the wallabies eat it all?

Honestly this is a form of child abuse.

This is cake:

This is a dystopian hellscape:

Someone Australian get in here and explain this travesty.
@Slobodan wtf is this.

Fairy bread is an institution for kid's parties here, don't knock it till you've tried it.

And no, it's not the local gay going down to the bakery and buying a loaf.

 

[j123]

Explain @Woldog !

 

[Clippy]

My mom used to play this trick on me as a kid

Still ate it tho

 

[mmascene]

They also call ketchup... Tomato sauce it's really a fucked up culture over there.

 

[seatea]

Did the wallabies eat it all?

I can understand them putting up with the dingos eating their babies, as babies are shit, but surely losing cake to the wombats is beyond the pale. They went to war on the emus for far less.

 

[Woldog]

Explain @Woldog !

Never got into it. People offered it to me when I moved here from Russia, I wasn't impressed.

 

[pv3Hpv3p]

I fucking hate sprinkles.

Worthless little sugar hyphens.