Damned Australians Trying To Pretend Bread Is Cake

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  1. Medulla Omoplata Mayberry Comptroller

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    WTF Is Fairy Bread?!?

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    You can't just put sprinkles on bread and pretend it's a party?! Do you people not have cakes?! Did the wallabies eat it all?

    Honestly this is a form of child abuse.

    This is cake:

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    This is a dystopian hellscape:

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    Someone Australian get in here and explain this travesty.
    @Slobodan wtf is this.
     
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  2. lsa Maître d' at The Pussy Lounge

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    no wonder @Slobodan is mean.
    'he eats bread as cake
     
  3. phoenixikki Black Belt

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    Is that some kind of poor bong food?
     
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    Australia will pay for this.
     
  8. Anaconda99 Brown Belt

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    Its actually the reason they deported those brits to the other end of the world. Cant blame them.
     
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    Actually they exported their criminals there and were used for hard labour.
     
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  10. Anaconda99 Brown Belt

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    I know i was joking.
     
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  11. Medulla Omoplata Mayberry Comptroller

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    giving children bread instead of cake should be a crime
     
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  12. Eiffel-sixtyFight Green Belt

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    You must be a yank
     
  13. Medulla Omoplata Mayberry Comptroller

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    you must be an upside down bread eater
     
  14. lsa Maître d' at The Pussy Lounge

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    I’m not sure about the sprinkles, but give me bread over cake any day, bread is way better.
     
  16. UberKneeOf209 Brown Belt

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    I never went to a party as a kid where it wasn't just a snack etc until the cake ya fucking dumb yanks.
     
  17. lsa Maître d' at The Pussy Lounge

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    so filling up on bread before cake
     
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    And sausage rolls etc and everything else

    The cake was always like "its time to fill these kids up and get em to fuck off in the next hour"
     
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  19. is normal Brown Belt

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    Sprinkles are just ground up birthday candles that didn't make the grade. Truly nasty stuff
     
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  20. Bushpig Man. Myth. Moustache. Platinum Member

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    No lie I had this shit at my birthday party when I was a kid, same for my siblings.

    Correct me if I’m wrong but the Dutch have something similar.
     

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