Damned Australians Trying To Pretend Bread Is Cake

[Medulla Omoplata]

WTF Is Fairy Bread?!?

You can't just put sprinkles on bread and pretend it's a party?! Do you people not have cakes?! Did the wallabies eat it all?

Honestly this is a form of child abuse.

This is cake:

This is a dystopian hellscape:

Someone Australian get in here and explain this travesty.
@Slobodan wtf is this.

 

[lsa]

no wonder @Slobodan is mean.
'he eats bread as cake

 

[phoenixikki]

Is that some kind of poor bong food?

 

[Eiffel-sixtyFight]

 

[Provocateur]

 

[Drain Bamage]

 

[Midnighter]

Australia will pay for this.

 

[Anaconda99]

Its actually the reason they deported those brits to the other end of the world. Cant blame them.

 

[Eiffel-sixtyFight]

Its actually the reason they deported those brits to the other end of the world. Cant blame them.

Actually they exported their criminals there and were used for hard labour.

 

[Anaconda99]

Actually they exported their criminals there and were used for hard labour.

I know i was joking.

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

Actually they exported their criminals there and were used for hard labour.

giving children bread instead of cake should be a crime

 

[Eiffel-sixtyFight]

giving children bread instead of cake should be a crime

You must be a yank

 

[Medulla Omoplata]

You must be a yank

you must be an upside down bread eater

 

[lsa]

@dildos explain

 

[Cantona7]

I’m not sure about the sprinkles, but give me bread over cake any day, bread is way better.

 

[Crawler89]

I never went to a party as a kid where it wasn't just a snack etc until the cake ya fucking dumb yanks.

 

[lsa]

I never went to a party as a kid where it wasn't just a snack etc until the cake ya fucking dumb yanks.

so filling up on bread before cake

 

[Crawler89]

so filling up on bread before cake

And sausage rolls etc and everything else

The cake was always like "its time to fill these kids up and get em to fuck off in the next hour"

 

[is normal]

Sprinkles are just ground up birthday candles that didn't make the grade. Truly nasty stuff

 

[Bushpig]

No lie I had this shit at my birthday party when I was a kid, same for my siblings.

Correct me if I’m wrong but the Dutch have something similar.