Dad strangles coyote after it attacks his child.

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  1. squeezewax

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  2. Drain Bamage

    Drain Bamage Guitar God 420

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    Human enroachment so that they have no where to go but dad good for saving baby

    Sad story all around
     
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  3. Merlotte's

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    Coyotes put my uncle out of a job can’t say I feel bad
     
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    Fuck coyotes
     
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  5. Jesus X

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    yup we have a huge coyote problem here in l.a county I have seen three in person. they almost attacked some doctors at harbor ucla hospital in harbor city,ca in their parking lot
     
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  7. Jimmy McGill

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    should've up his game then, maybe wore a sheer top so folks could see his bra...<BC1>

     
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    Ezekiel 25:17, Jan 21, 2020
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    I hope he dropped a “Live free or Die”
    on the Coyote mid Strangulation before it went out.
     
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  10. Fedorgasm

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    I have heard of people strangling dogs using a rear makes choke, but this dude straight up choked that coyote with one hand like he was in a porn vid
     
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  11. Milgrim

    Milgrim Australopithecus - not your average hominid

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    I have this one wily coyote that is always chasing me. I usually just drop an anvil on him.
     
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    fuck coyotes i hope he goes out with a rifle and kills them all
     
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    That coyote got filled with uppercuts.
     
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    Probably overkill, but impressive performance.
     
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    This guy needs to fight the Colorado guy that RNC'd a mountain lion last year. Set it up Dana!
     
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    That's a man right there. I bet he is a sherdogger. Only we are that manly and tall.
     
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  17. the ambush

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    That's fine that he's protecting his baby as a responsible parent should I'm not sure if I commend him taking the hands-on approach he did.

    Luckily for him it was a lone Coyote and not one with a pack, as Coyotes are pack animals.
     
    the ambush, Jan 21, 2020
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  18. Alphaboy

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    "Wrestled for 10 minutes"

    <DontBelieve1>

    Do folks realize how long that is?! Time seems a lot longer in situations like this. Apparently it was unbothered to keep stirring up shit afterwards.

    Also, I love how the article keeps referring to it as "the beast" lol.
     
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  19. SalvadorAllende

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    Winner gets the guy who punched the Kangaroo that attacked his dog a few years back.
     
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  20. Communion

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    Hell yes. A coyote comes near my kid, daddy gets a new rug in his man cave...
     
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