Dad bod

After getting ko'd in sparring by a heavyweight, I went to the doctors because I was having lingering headaches that wasn't going away 2 weeks after the incident. The doctor diagnose I had a concussion and I couldn't train, drink, watch too much tv or surf the Internet...etc because my brain needed rest. I got bored real quick anD went on a binge for a month. i went from 6% body fat to 25% body fat. My gf made a comment saying I was fat and I had a Dad Bod. This irritated and angered me that she would say such hurtful things. I mean mugged her all day until the right moment came. While she was folding my laundry in front of the TV, I Got up in her face and told her

"Listen, just because my body was made for a purpose other than flexing in the mirror doesn't mean it's not masculine.' I think it's masculinely bad-ass as f*** because there's not a single muscle on my body that isn't for a purpose. Because, I'm not a do-nothing bro!"
It's not very eloquently said, but it's to the point. And, maybe that's just what I am. I'm not that eloquent, but I'm to the point.

i hope my story can inspire the sherdoggers to be comfortable with their dad bods and accept Fedor as their lord and savior. Good Night!

 

Oh okay.

 

I applaud you for stepping up and fighting the tyranny, fatboy.

 

You tell her that you're gay yet?

 

Do your own laundry you chubby wank.

 

I thought you weren't supposed to use the Internet dumbass.

 

So your Phil Baroni-physique got KO'd by a sloppy HW?

 

Thats his girlfriend youre talkig about bub....

 

Evidently your brain still needs rest...

 

Lol let's tell his Dr and wife.

 

I've decided to embrace my dad bod. I've been lifting weights for many years and lately I've been trying to get "ripped" by losing fat. However, I felt like a starving anorexic teenage girl with mixed results. So I said screw it, I'm going to workout for fitness and not looks. I have a Fedor'esque muscular chubby type physique.

 

What are you doing?

PS you are fat.

 

Walk tall. Walk proud. Don't let 'em fat shame you.

Spoiler

 

Pics or gtfo

 

You never had 6% body fat

 

Being fat must be absolutely awful.

 

You sound like a fatso, I would hate being that fat. But maybe you are one of those fat's rights matter types.

 

Keep your hands up.

 

Lol.

Use that anger to fuel a workout, or don't be surprised when your soon to be ex upgrades.