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Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by herra, Aug 31, 2015.

  1. herra Green Belt

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    After getting ko'd in sparring by a heavyweight, I went to the doctors because I was having lingering headaches that wasn't going away 2 weeks after the incident. The doctor diagnose I had a concussion and I couldn't train, drink, watch too much tv or surf the Internet...etc because my brain needed rest. I got bored real quick anD went on a binge for a month. i went from 6% body fat to 25% body fat. My gf made a comment saying I was fat and I had a Dad Bod. This irritated and angered me that she would say such hurtful things. I mean mugged her all day until the right moment came. While she was folding my laundry in front of the TV, I Got up in her face and told her

    "Listen, just because my body was made for a purpose other than flexing in the mirror doesn't mean it's not masculine.' I think it's masculinely bad-ass as f*** because there's not a single muscle on my body that isn't for a purpose. Because, I'm not a do-nothing bro!"
    It's not very eloquently said, but it's to the point. And, maybe that's just what I am. I'm not that eloquent, but I'm to the point.

    i hope my story can inspire the sherdoggers to be comfortable with their dad bods and accept Fedor as their lord and savior. Good Night!
     
  2. DaleBoca Gold Belt

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    Oh okay.
     
  3. Merlotte's Gold Belt

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    I applaud you for stepping up and fighting the tyranny, fatboy.
     
  4. Lost Looking through Platinum Member

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    You tell her that you're gay yet?
     
  5. Cajun A Cajun Traveler: Something of a Novelty... Platinum Member

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    Do your own laundry you chubby wank.
     
  6. God_Emperor_Of_Mankind Let's Palaver! Platinum Member

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    I thought you weren't supposed to use the Internet dumbass.
     
  7. madizm2 Brown Belt

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    So your Phil Baroni-physique got KO'd by a sloppy HW?
     
  8. Cajun A Cajun Traveler: Something of a Novelty... Platinum Member

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    Thats his girlfriend youre talkig about bub....
     
  9. JudoThrowFiasco Charming Quark Platinum Member

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    Evidently your brain still needs rest...
     
  10. M3t4tr0n Steel Belt

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    Lol let's tell his Dr and wife.
     
  11. Timetravel_0 Brown Belt

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    I've decided to embrace my dad bod. I've been lifting weights for many years and lately I've been trying to get "ripped" by losing fat. However, I felt like a starving anorexic teenage girl with mixed results. So I said screw it, I'm going to workout for fitness and not looks. I have a Fedor'esque muscular chubby type physique.
     
  12. houjebek Purple Belt

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    What are you doing?

    PS you are fat.
     
  13. Dragonlordxxxxx Senior Moderator Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    TS, you forgot to say to your gf that you could beat up Mayweather.
     
  14. dontsnitch Steel Belt

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    Walk tall. Walk proud. Don't let 'em fat shame you.

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  15. Michaelangelo Okay USA Platinum Member

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    Pics or gtfo
     
  16. wlu29 Banned Banned

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    You never had 6% body fat
     
  17. Bull Terrier Black Belt

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    Being fat must be absolutely awful.
     
  18. Dogstarman Old man jiu jitsu

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    You sound like a fatso, I would hate being that fat. But maybe you are one of those fat's rights matter types.
     
  19. Nooby Doo Orange Belt

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    Keep your hands up.
     
  20. BearGrounds A great many scalps.

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    Lol.

    Use that anger to fuel a workout, or don't be surprised when your soon to be ex upgrades.
     

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