Social D.O.T Finally Banned All "Emotional Support Animals" Except Actual Service Dogs in Plane Cabins

[lookslikeseen]

If they think I'm flushing my emotional support alpaca down the toilet before I get on the plane they've got another thing coming.

 

[BillytheFish]

Good, next they need to start weighing people and refusing service. I dont see why I should fit comfortably in to my chair, only to have some beluga whale spilling their flabby self all over my shit from the seat next to me.

 

[AgonyandIrony]

I'm picking up shifts at this bar to pay for my move next month and it's our busiest night of the week and some bitch just walked in with an emotional support Great Dane lol. Seemed relevant.

 

[jamel]

Peacock bitch was the last straw huh?

 

[Zankou]

I hate ESA's. Every building that I know of is dealing with this as people use them as a end run around the "no pets" policies.

Trash people. To take advantage of the policy for blind people like this is sickening. It’s like all the handicap plates you see here in Los Angeles for people who have asthma or allergies or some nonsense ... unbelievably shitty behavior, like stealing from the collection plate for the poor.

 

[milliniar]

What if I had a miniature llama?

 

[D3thr0n3d K1ng]

This is a good example why laws and regulations are needed. In this case, if they aren't enacted people will do the dumbest zhit possible.

"How dare you not let my emotional support snapping turtle accompany me!!"

 

[ShinkanPo]

Why would AA ban hedgehog? Hedgehogs don't bother anyone, and are small enough that it can be kept in a cage.

Maybe allergies or evil hogs and flush of the toilet.

Sorry I can't articulate well today.

 

[irish_thug]

American Airlines announced last month that it would ban several types of critters, including hedgehogs, goats, ferrets, chickens, birds of prey and snakes.

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Now I want an emotional support falcon.

 

[ocfightfan]

You motherfucker my goat Fedor keeps me from hijacking the plane dammit.

 

[irish_thug]

I own pigs. Trust me when I say you do not want to be in a confined space with them.

 

[Lubaolong]

I hate ESA's. Every building that I know of is dealing with this as people use them as a end run around the "no pets" policies.

And also avoid pet fees.

I saw a bunch of ESA's on my most recent flights. One dude got to board early and sit up in the front with a big ass Alaskan malamute. I assume he got a free seat upgrade because his dog was too big to fit back in coach.

 

[Prutfis]

There is a snakes on a plane joke in here somewhere.

 

[ShadowRun]

How are they not embarrassed.

 

[nefti]

Thank God

 

[cottagecheesefan]

If you NEED an animal to fly, you are likely retarded, and should not be flying.

 

[cottagecheesefan]

i agree. if they need an animal for emotional support, they have no business being outside. pretty sad how low america has gotten; 100 years ago, we were fighting tyranny overseas. now we are fighting emtional distress, being triggered, and the proper use of pronouns

The fight vs tyranny abroad turned into the fight vs domestic trannys with support animals.

 

[SammyPops]

Is this a thing or just angry internet stuff?

I fully support service dogs. They help people. Helping people is good.

 

[trident]

How are they not embarrassed.

Shameless entitled selfish people dont get embarrassed.

 

[Law Talkin’ Guy]

God damn it! I can’t take my emotional support chinchilla with me when I fly now?!