Media Cyborg is the Mother Theresa of MMA; Helps the Poor, Inspires Youth and Saves Tyson from Breakdown!

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I’ve always thought that Cyborg seemed like a cool lady, but after watching the podcast she did with Mike Tyson that was just posted online today, I almost respect her more as a person than as a fighter.

It starts off as a normal ‘Hot-boxin’ interview and has some great stuff about Cyborg’s humanitarian work for the first 20 minutes (and I recommend watching from the beginning if you’ve got time to listen) however the herb Mike was puffing must’ve been strong because around the 24 minute mark he starts to recount a recent trip on psychedelic Toad venom...

I timestamped the lead up to get a feel of the vibe in the room, they were talking about Cyborg enjoying helping people and the conversation turned to Tyson’s thoughts.
Cris really kept her composure and helped ease his pain, Champ to Champ, riveting and inspiring.

Tl;dr- War Cyborg!

 
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she's going to kill that poor girl....might be the biggest mismatch in history.
 
“Mother Teresa was not a friend of the poor. She was a friend of poverty. She said that suffering was a gift from God. She spent her life opposing the only known cure for poverty, which is the empowerment of women and the emancipation of them from a livestock version of compulsory reproduction.” -- Christopher Hitchens, RIP.
 
And yet Dana is saying she’s scared of Nunes right now being the piece of shit as he is bashing on fighters.
 
“Mother Teresa was not a friend of the poor. She was a friend of poverty. She said that suffering was a gift from God. She spent her life opposing the only known cure for poverty, which is the empowerment of women and the emancipation of them from a livestock version of compulsory reproduction.” -- Christopher Hitchens, RIP.
Hitchens is sucking the devils dick now, like all marxists....
 
Cyborg is truly a once ever human being. The kind of person all of us want our daughters to be.
 
“Mother Teresa was not a friend of the poor. She was a friend of poverty. She said that suffering was a gift from God. She spent her life opposing the only known cure for poverty, which is the empowerment of women and the emancipation of them from a livestock version of compulsory reproduction.” -- Christopher Hitchens, RIP.

Hitchens is a total pussy. We were playing Call of duty one day and I kept kicking his ass and he totally rage quit like a bitch then tried to claim his mom had called him for bath time which was bullshit.
 
“Mother Teresa was not a friend of the poor. She was a friend of poverty. She said that suffering was a gift from God. She spent her life opposing the only known cure for poverty, which is the empowerment of women and the emancipation of them from a livestock version of compulsory reproduction.” -- Christopher Hitchens, RIP.


Hitchens ftw
 
No one going to mention how utterly fried Tyson was in the timestamped video? What in the fuck.
 
“Mother Teresa was not a friend of the poor. She was a friend of poverty. She said that suffering was a gift from God. She spent her life opposing the only known cure for poverty, which is the empowerment of women and the emancipation of them from a livestock version of compulsory reproduction.” -- Christopher Hitchens, RIP.

Hitchens was a POS.
 
Always got a good vibe from Cyborg as a person, she’s never been about her ego or talking shit to other fighters, and always stayed relatively humble for someone who went 10 years undefeated.
 
Also, the guy Tyson is doing the podcast with, can fuck off. What a pretentious cunt. Looks like Leo Dicaprio fake crying.
 
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