Cruz just can't hold himself from predicting what's going to happen next

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" that's a tight guillotine, that's it"
Hooker pops out of it
"So slippery it gets slippery in there"

Gall vs Perry
"All he needs is to connect with two punches"
the fight goes to a decision

" the left hand is there whenever he wants that's what we're seeing here"
3 seconds later Khabib drops Conor

He's just super annoying
 
" that's a tight guillotine, that's it"
Hooker pops out of it
"So slippery it gets slippery in there"

Gall vs Perry
"All he needs is to connect with two punches"
the fight goes to a decision

" the left hand is there whenever he wants that's what we're seeing here"
3 seconds later Khabib drops Conor

He's just super annoying
Yeah he was predicting wrong pretty consistently. It was kinda comical
 
I want our CCC as a commentator lol.
 
Rhonda messed him up when she threw him. He's been a know it all ever since.
 
" that's a tight guillotine, that's it"
Hooker pops out of it
"So slippery it gets slippery in there"

Gall vs Perry
"All he needs is to connect with two punches"
the fight goes to a decision

" the left hand is there whenever he wants that's what we're seeing here"
3 seconds later Khabib drops Conor

He's just super annoying
Bisping predicts right everytime.

“Maia usually feints with the punches to shoot for a single leg in these situations aaand there we go”
 
He's almost always wrong too

Terrible commentator

Brian Stann was by far GOAT fighter commentator, shame he left
 
I noticed this too.
The best part is how confident he sounds when he calls his shot and then he's totally off the mark.

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I love when Cruz is wrong.
 
The commentating was easily the worst of any card in recent memory. Multiple fight ending seuences they were unaware were occuring, the ad-nauseum praise lauded onto whichever fighter Cruz and Bisping liked better personally, and Annik just not doing his job wich is unfortunately becoming a habit.

Rogan is often just as inept as Cruz, as biased as Bisping, but he is aware when fighters are positioning themself for a fight ending sequence; as most people paid to commentate for the UFC should have the ability to spot.

The over the top reactions from Cormier may be anoying to some people, but the guy shows up and atleast does what he is paid to do.

Julian Erosa was beating the hell out of Woodsen for most of the second and third round, yet if you were just listening to the commentary you would think it were Smith-Glover II.
 
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A few months ago he was called the best commentator on here and now he's the worst...
 
I’m normally a Cruz apologist...but goddamn has he been off his rocker lately with commentary. Quite bad analysis about everything.

He’s gotten to the point where he’s begun trying to over complicate situations that are pretty cut and dry, and then when they don’t go his way he makes up another outlandish reason why that happened.
Triple cringe must’ve given him the brain scramblies pretty good.
 
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