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Cross-eyed people

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by jgarner, Nov 19, 2020.

  1. jgarner Silver Belt

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    Does anyone else here feel really uncomfortable sometimes talking to cross-eyed people? I feel bad, but I can't help but get lost trying to decide which eye to look them in during a conversation. It's really bothersome because I have a cross-eyed associate that I really hate feeling awkward around because it's clearly my insecurity that's the issue.

    So what do you guys look at when talking to the cross-eyed person? Do you just pick an eye? Can someone tell if you're looking at one eye for a while then switch to the other? How do you handle those interactions?

    If you are cross-eyed do you hate when people get confused by your cross-eyed face? What's it like being cross-eyed? Do both of your eyes work and give you better lizard vision or something (sorry if lizard vision is offensive)? Can you tell that they aren't straight? How does it affect your depth perception?

    No offense intended by this. Seriously I'm just too embarrassed to ask a cross-eyed person these questions I've always had. I want to treat my crooked eye folks with the same respect as the lame normies.
     
  2. TribalDrumz Silver Belt

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    I don’t know but thanks for your service of ethering the stupid Bigfoot squad on here.
     
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  3. Cole train Gold Belt

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    Yeah we got 2 of them at work

    One guys eyes go inward and other guys outward
     
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  5. A.A. Riggs Black By Demand

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    They always argue on account they never see eye-to-eye?
     
  6. Cole train Gold Belt

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    Lol

    They are both actually hilarious
     
  7. TribalDrumz Silver Belt

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    The one eye glass eye is the ultimate
     
  8. A.A. Riggs Black By Demand

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    I once met the ugliest woman with the weirdest eyes. They both fucking went whatever direction they wanted independent each other. Sometimes you can tell which eye is looking at you and this woman working at Home Depot wore the expression of someone who knew you wouldn't figure that out any time soon so let's get on with it. The thing was that the colors, yes colors, of her eyes were brilliant and sparkling. Like pool water sparkles. Like ig filters ain't got shit on this sparkle.

    One eye was sapphire blue and the other was hunter green.

    Comedians, they see the world differently....
     
  9. mb23100 Steel Belt

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    I used to work at a Lone Star Steakhouse back in the day. We had this hostess chick who was a huge bitch and had one of the worst lazy eyes Ive ever seen. She was in her mid twenties and still a hostess for some reason. So anyway she was training a new guy on his first day and for whatever reason she chewed him out in front of everyone. He just sat there then when she was done he looked over his shoulder and said "Oh, were you talking to me?"

    It was epic.
     
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  10. jgarner Silver Belt

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    When they are talking to you, do they center you in their vision or is it all crooked and off center?
     
  11. Cole train Gold Belt

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    Off center, the outwards guy looks past me while inwards guy looks at chest area
     
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  12. Kung Fu Kowboy Senior Moderator Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    *One eye was looking at me and one at Rick...

    RIP Charlie Murphey
     
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  13. jgarner Silver Belt

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    I will be very disappointed if my cross-eyed Sherdoggers hide away from this thread. I need answers.
     
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    Please tell me he kept his job.
     
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  15. SammyPops Steel Belt

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    Hey fuck you bro, when I get tired my right eye turns out a bit.
     
  16. mb23100 Steel Belt

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    I don't think so. That was the only thing I remember about him and I worked there for a few years.
     
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  17. GSP_37 Titanium Belt

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    What causes that?

    The other night lying down, I was watching TV then tried to sit up and found my eyes may have been looking at diff directions.
     
  18. rearnakedchoke Suck it!

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    He’s an asshole sir.

    his whole family are assholes.
     
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    There’s a lady at work with the worst cross eyes I’ve ever seen on a person. Literally one eye is looking east and the other is looking north west. I get super uncomfortable and don’t know how to look at her. Nice lady though.
     

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