Cristiano Ronaldo is Ben Askrens no.1 Fan

[JimtheJake]

I can see the mark of his 300 million euro dick head, is that it?

Aw now my eyes hurt. Wish you hadn't pointed that out.

 

[Buff]

I can see it.

His abs do look like Ben Askren.

 

[TheIrishPsycho]

thats what I thought, was gonna laugh at him if he dated a girl like some kind of loser.

Just checking bro.

Carry on.

 

[Spookv]

Cool. I used to bang Megan Fox before she married that cuck. I have this pic as proof.

I dated Anna Kendrick for a few months.

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

I dated Anna Kendrick for a few months.

did you get to hold her hand and buy her things?

 

[cambo78]

I dated Anna Kendrick for a few months.

Bitch still owes me money

EDIT: Damn, I was thinking of Lana Kendrick, the whore.

 

[Buff]

Cool. I used to bang Megan Fox before she married that cuck. I have this pic as proof.

I actually have a photo of your brief relationship...

 

[Sweater of AV]

Who would have thought...

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

I actually have a photo of your brief relationship...

OMG is that you holding her hand... sherbro legend.. got to fourth base and pics to prove it

 

[Philtard]

thats pretty cool. I held hands with a girl six different times.. Not your girl a differnt one... Have you ever heard of jennifer aniston? It wasnt her but it was a girl like she is

how many elbows did she have? I brushed knees with a girl once. It made my nuts feel weird

 

[275others]

ban

 

[jeskola]

sigh, Megan fox. Hi, i'm hot and every straight male loves me! Let's see how I can make myself look like a Real Housewife of Bravo instead!

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

how many elbows did she have? I brushed knees with a girl once. It made my nuts feel weird

think two. thats pretty hot not gonna lie

 

[Philtard]

sigh, Megan fox. Hi, i'm hot and every straight male loves me! Let's see how I can make myself look like a Real Housewife of Bravo instead!

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I bet she's wearing a strap on in that bottom photo. I'm sure I've seen her before.

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

sigh, Megan fox. Hi, i'm hot and every straight male loves me! Let's see how I can make myself look like a Real Housewife of Bravo instead!

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dont think shes on sherdog but if you are really hot and attract straight guys post a pic of yourself

 

[IndyCovaHart]

Is this another lizard thing.

 

[DLX]

I actually zoomed to see if Askren's face appeared in the abs. Nope, that's not it.

Edit : Or is it ?

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

if you guys google "guy lifting shirt" you will see a ton of ben askren fans

 

[Buff]

OMG is that you holding her hand... sherbro legend.. got to fourth base and pics to prove it

No man i never met her... But there is a sherbro trying to give her a flower...

 

[Fuzzybabyducks]

No man i never met her... But there is a sherbro trying to give her a flower...

dang