My Efed wrestler is
the cobra Ted Pearsons
(Cobra enters the arena, he sees a guy selling hot dogs)
Cobra: hey it’s me Ted, have you seen my tag partner?
(Cobra Ted quickly clotheslines the jobber with the fake hotdog cart out of his boots)
Cobra Ted: hit my fucking music
(Break stuff by limp bizkit begins to play on the speakers)
(Pearsons makes hissssss way down the ramp as the fans cheer and he gets a supermodels phone number)
Cobra: give me a damn mic, hey cut my music, I came to the “pwd we e.fed” to make my name known because I want to get the belt, with the world title I would be able to bring the Pearsons name back to the tradition it once held in this business, my dad was a snake