Rumored Credible reports on what Dana meant by "the future of fighting"

[ShreddinMMA]

Ban.

 

[StoneWT]

Because female fans and gay dudes don't have enough guys fighting in their underwear to ogle every fight...

 

[Bowel-forged Stool]

If so much of the world is gay, why is the world overpopulated?

 

[Titleboxe]

This is 100% true and confirmed, but since the new UFC is a heavily leveraged company with enormous amounts of debt, it looks like they will be cutting costs by having Dana's face digitally inserted into the Ring Girls bodies, this will save costs and allow for more digital diversity.

Also, in real breaking news, Tecate is the new sponsor of the UFC.

 

[grndzro]

Inner me is torn between screaming in fear or doing Hulk-loki smashes to you till the universe dies.

 

[Son of Sonnen]

#bodypositiveringgirlsfirst
#neckbracesarehottoo

 

[Arzachel]

You just know they'll have solid hairlines!

John Morgan has the best hairline in the game...

At the back of his head, though!?

 

[WHITE ANDERSON]

fighting is a very homoerotic sport and it's time for us to admit it and be okay with it

 

[SKITZADACTYL]

wow very funny thread, truly epic.


gonna go post this on reddit right now XD !!!!

 

[AFewDollarsMore]

AI is da future!!

 

[brainz]

We don't need ring girls or boys.

 

[Hookhooks]

You just know they'll have solid hairlines!

Imagine the brutal falls from grace under the too revealing lights of the weigh ins! Hairlines exposed, failed topikk applications put on blast. People asking themselves "how can he hold up that card when his scalp is getting ravaged!"

 

[HNIC215]

You sound excited for this TS...

 

[ocfightfan]

Look TS, get back to your padded cell before the orderlies find out you have gotten out and are posting your moronic ravings on a karate forum again.

 

[philweed]

Hilarious. So many fruitcakes on here who describe fighters as “thick” or “tight”. So gay.