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  1. Nameless Ghoul Black Belt

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    So, when I got out of work tonight, I opened the door of my car, and when I put the key in the ignition I heard a rustling in my backseat. I turned and all I could see was a shadow of an animal climbing up my backseat. I then opened the door and jumped out. Shortly thereafter, a black cat went running out my open drivers side door. My interior light is burned out, so I used my phone light to inspect inside my car, to make sure there wasn't anything else inside my vehicle. I saw the cat got into a bag of hamburger buns I bought before work, but that was it. It managed to get into my drivers side window I left cracked maybe 2 inches, because it was around 95 when I got to work, and then obviously couldn't get back out. I got lucky though, because had I not noticed it, my office is maybe 500 ft from the highway, and had it "appeared", while I was doing 75 mph+ I probably wouldn't be posting this.

    Thinking about it I have to laugh, it may have turned into some crazy urban legend "Man and his cat, die in single car accident", and everyone I know would say "He didn't have a pet cat"....
     
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  2. TankAbbott4Eva Gold Belt

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    I was playing cricket out the front of my house once, I hit the ball onto the main road, it bounced and went through the window of a car doing about 40 mph. How the fuck does that happen?

    Funny thing was the guy did a u turn, came back, threw the ball back without a word and went on his way. That’s Australia.
     
  3. luv24nic8 Purple Belt

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    Crazy occurance just now- My wife touched my wiener-

    Hardly ever happens anymore - i think she's busy touching everyone else's wiener byt mine.
     
  4. DarkneT Khamzat sucks Platinum Member

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    You are a pussy magnet bro



    No..?
     
  5. loyalyolayal Steel Belt

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    Fucking cat.

    I told him 3 more minutes.
     
  6. pinger Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    I was playing grade cricket once and I hit a six onto and adjacent street. There was no traffic as it was a suburban ground, but I picked out one of the few vehicles in the street, a parked Harley Davidson. It crashed into the exhaust area with a sickening crunch.
     
  7. TankAbbott4Eva Gold Belt

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    You played grade cricket and hit a six, you're already above me. But hitting a Harley is not a great idea, hope the cunt connected with it wasn't a mad prick.
     
  8. pinger Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    It was weird, nobody was around, street was deserted.
     
  9. punky brewster Red Belt

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    That's cool AF. In America you'd probably get a raging cunt trying to sue you.
     
  10. faustian I'M NOT A MONSTER Platinum Member

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    I had my first concussion at age 13; I slipped off my bike on a slippery basketball court while it was raining and landed head first. Then apparently while concussed I went into zombie survival mode and walked or rode my bike all the way back to my house which was over a mile away, crossing a few highly trafficked streets to get there. When I got home my mom was like "are you ok?" and I was all "who are you". Literally have zero memory of any of it to this day
     
  11. Big L Green Belt

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    Please post a pic of her for our concurrence.
     

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