http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-40-most-insane-things-that-happened-in-florida Craziest Things that happened in Florida in 2012
I googled "Florida sucks" and this came up. I've actually only been to Miami, but from what I saw, it was douche central. Great food and great eye candy though. Maybe I'll have to give it another shot.
Ok, not to be picky, but two different people "eat" people, and a butthole tattoo is the craziest thing to happen?
Lol, the guy at number 30 who shit his pants looks like Brian Stann :icon_chee 16 looks like somewhere between Harley Race and Kenny Rogers. There's some prime shoop potential in there.
I'm a rent a cop in this crap state. I could tell you some stuff. The craziness is due in no small part to the sheer amount of tourists, foreigners, and old people that float around this cesspool of humanity that is Florida.