Crappiest movie you've ever seen..

"Your honor! THIS MAN! Committed one of the most heinous crimes I've EVER come across! He has FAILED to return a VHS tape!!!!"

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"And... in a fashion most unkind... HE DID NOT REWIND!"
*gasps from courtroom*
 
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Terrible movie, but 12 year old me thought it was a cinematic triumph.
 
Many people were satisfied with the fact Dafoe farted in Pattinson's face. Thats what you get for starring in Twilight!
Oh yeah ......
I forgot about that. It was the best scene in the whole movie
 
I absolutely loved The Lighthouse, but I can see why people wouldn't. Same with The Witch, which I think is by the same director? It's the mood and uneasiness that does for me with those movies. I will say that at least The Lighthouse had the wacky stuff that felt more engaging and in your face, as opposed to The Witch, that was almost entirely atmospheric.
I think Robert Eggers directed both films.i loved the witch. Can't wait for his remake of nosferatu nosferatu
 
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