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Dan bangs hookers. If they're not groupies, they're hookers. He specifically gets one's that have tested for STIs before coming to him so they leave with some. He's a fucking midget who wears platform shoes just so he can be as tall as his dates with flats on.

Needless to say I've met the man at various events and I've seen events actually turn him away. For instance the Golden Globes after parties. He tried to get in to three separate parties and was denied at all of them. Dan might have a big bank account but he seriously lacks personality and any morality. If you can't do something for him, you aren't around him. Nothing pleases me more than walking past him into events.

In an industry that already treats people like shit, he goes the extra mile to degrade women. I've heard he's a big fan of the ole Cleveland Steamer.
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Seriously, are you someone we wouldve heard of?
 
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Seriously, are you someone we wouldve heard of?

Not likely. I'm a partner in a brand creation/management firm. I work with many high profile talent types for a wide range in brands.

I do spent half a month in Los Angeles and the rest in Canada where my children live. If I do my job correctly no one other than those on the project know who I am. The brand shines, not us.

Right now we're working a water filtration system branding with celebs like Jayden Smith, Matt Damon, Taylor Swift, and a few others that will change the lives of billions. It was supposed to launch in March but it's been pushed to June because they've been able to further reduce it's size to that of a dishwasher instead of a fridge. Very cool stuff.
 
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Haha, shit, Dan was the dude that threw the porn star off the roof?
 
Well hello Mr. Fancypants! J/K good shit man. Sounds like you're doing good.

So the topic at hand, would you say Bilzerian is as much of a douche as he appears from after?
Not likely. I'm a partner in a brand creation/management firm. I work with many high profile talent types for a wide range in brands.

I do spent half a month in Los Angeles and the rest in Canada where my children live. If I do my job correctly no one other than those on the project know who I am. The brand shines, not us.

Right now we're working a water filtration system branding with celebs like Jayden Smith, Matt Damon, Taylor Swift, and a few others that will change the lives of billions. It was supposed to launch in March but it's been pushed to June because they've been able to further reduce it's size to that of a dishwasher instead of a fridge. Very cool stuff.
 
He probably just fleeces rich guys in hollywood.
yeah idk where his highly-overestimated money actually comes from. im sure he has a steady income now with social media but he’s probably just the son of someone mildly wealthy. he fucking sucks at poker though, and has a long history of conning people.
 
so what? he is a crazy rich multi millionaire and aside from that, just his instagram and social media accounts make at least millions of dollars in a few months
probably not THAT much but he probably makes seven figures a year off the internet.
 
Joe Rogan picks terrible people to associate with.
 
Don't know who the guy is, but according to ppl in this thread he doesn't make money, he takes his dads money and spends it.

Grown up men celebrating other grown up men for buying hookers and other gold diggers with their fathers money is sad and pathetic. Gays actually have more self respect than that.
Speaking on subjects that one has no knowledge of, is also sad and pathetic. Most who assume, are insecure and ignorant in the end. I myself will remember the video of him asking a cop for a gun so he could find the shooter during the Vegas mass shooting.
 
Speaking on subjects that one has no knowledge of, is also sad and pathetic. Most who assume, are insecure and ignorant in the end. I myself will remember the video of him asking a cop for a gun so he could find the shooter during the Vegas mass shooting.

Ask yourself if he would've talked to the cop if nobody was filming it, you fuckin tool. Or are you one of the gold diggers that he he paid for sucking his cock?
 
Everyone thinks he's stupid just for betting on an underdog and losing.

But I figure people who bet on underdogs have calculated that they will lose at least half the time.

The only need to win every other bet or so to be profitable.
 
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yeah idk where his highly-overestimated money actually comes from. im sure he has a steady income now with social media but he’s probably just the son of someone mildly wealthy. he fucking sucks at poker though, and has a long history of conning people.
His brother is the actual pro poker player.. Dan has always been open that it was just for fun, that he sucked (though he's won over 30 million in winnings) and got off more on playing big money cash games in private. He owns multiple big business medicinal marijuana companies/grow operations/dispensaries, privately finances big box office films, is a silent partner in two of world's biggest adult film companies and owns multiple strip clubs around the world. Yes, his father set him up with a trust fund as a child, but from all accounts of those who know him, some he's fallen out with, all say the man is a hard worker regardless of the life his parents tried to create for him and the man tried to be a Navy Seal, passed BUD's, and only got tossed after BUD's because of a range violation.
 
He sounds like a dumbass that doesn't know shit about gambling.

And the worshipping of Dan Blitzkindergarten on sherdog is ridiculous!
There's nothing special about him.
 
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