Country girl vs. City girl

Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by WorldofWarcraft, Feb 12, 2016.

  1. WorldofWarcraft

    WorldofWarcraft Holy Paladin Banned

    Joined:
    May 7, 2008
    Messages:
    20,176
    Likes Received:
    9,376
    Location:
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    Which type of girl do you prefer?

    Country girl is more down to earth, knows how to cook and can repair cars/home maintenance. Doesn't mind getting dirty when helping you out with physical labor.

    [​IMG]

    vs.

    City girl doesn't know how to cook, but makes considerably more money than country girl, therefore take out almost every night. Knows how to do taxes. Knows how to use PowerPoint, MS Word, Excel. Is more fashionable.

    [​IMG]
     
  2. Chesten_Hesten

    Chesten_Hesten The Wiener of Steel

    Joined:
    Mar 7, 2006
    Messages:
    11,913
    Likes Received:
    22,800
    My Ol lady is a cross between those two.

    So my choice is made.
     
  3. livingdeadmoose

    livingdeadmoose Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Dec 8, 2008
    Messages:
    10,949
    Likes Received:
    1,543
    Location:
    The rocks of the eternal shore
    Country girl anyday. Anybody can do taxes these days, I don't need my woman to make money, and who gives a fuck about being tech and fashion savy?
     
  4. mushishi

    mushishi A is a, a is a, should I save her?

    Joined:
    Mar 25, 2009
    Messages:
    14,844
    Likes Received:
    11,012
    I choose the one with the bigger tits.
     
  5. EJAXXX

    EJAXXX "Not Bad for an Old Man" Platinum Member

    Joined:
    Oct 10, 2007
    Messages:
    13,080
    Likes Received:
    2,715
    Location:
    New York City
    I'll take the one who does the least amount of talking.
     
    trolololol and choke you like this.
  6. Martialarts101

    Martialarts101 Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Apr 22, 2010
    Messages:
    3,022
    Likes Received:
    22
    I always prefer country girls. City girls tend to be more shallow imo.
     
  7. Bay Area

    Bay Area Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Aug 27, 2011
    Messages:
    11,771
    Likes Received:
    2,050
    Location:
    Concrete Jungle
    City girl vs Country girl:



    City folk just don't get it.

     
  8. Simian Raticus

    Simian Raticus GOAT in the North

    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2008
    Messages:
    7,469
    Likes Received:
    6,997
    Location:
    The Bush
    Country girls all day. Fewer hangups, less inhibited. Possibly more likely to be dumb but you can't have it all.
     
  9. Prime Ang

    Prime Ang Kang Banned

    Joined:
    May 29, 2015
    Messages:
    30,354
    Likes Received:
    35,130
    Location:
    ...
    Country girls that look like that >>>>

    But those are few and far between, hot city girls are way more likely. Go to any country bar and it'll look like you went out to pasture, hot city girls are a dime a dozen.
     
  10. ThinkGreen

    ThinkGreen Der Übermensch

    Joined:
    May 1, 2007
    Messages:
    13,225
    Likes Received:
    2,870
    Location:
    San Diego
    Country girl for sure. City girl seems like she'd be really bitchy.
     
  11. Primitivo

    Primitivo Third World Prince

    Joined:
    Jun 14, 2011
    Messages:
    10,412
    Likes Received:
    16,294
    Location:
    Dominican Republic
    I like my women naked.
     
    choke you likes this.
  12. ObsoleteSoul

    ObsoleteSoul Silver Belt

    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2009
    Messages:
    13,144
    Likes Received:
    12,419
    Location:
    Managing at the "No Hassle Nipple Tassel Castle"
    Country. They have much more fun, and are generally more willing to please. City women are more self-centered, and filled with bs ideas such as them being equal.
     
  13. 22k

    22k ベルセルク

    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2008
    Messages:
    27,111
    Likes Received:
    33,801
    Location:
    New York
    country girl in the pic got the gonnorhea
     
  14. choke you

    choke you strangulation belt

    Joined:
    Apr 4, 2010
    Messages:
    6,390
    Likes Received:
    8,495
    DIBS!!!!
     
    jefferz likes this.
  15. RetiredSlave

    RetiredSlave Brown Belt

    Joined:
    Oct 30, 2015
    Messages:
    3,987
    Likes Received:
    3,605
    I only go for astronauts.
     
  16. Hatestorm

    Hatestorm P4P Hottest Smelling Avatar

    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2013
    Messages:
    8,518
    Likes Received:
    13,871
    Location:
    United Kinkydom
    Country girl hasn't absorbed the semen of hundreds of different males, and her relationship expectations work in harmony to her man's. Therefore, she doesn't push your tolerance and patience beyond breaking point, which means you get to enjoy a less stressful partnership(assuming you yourself are not a beta turd).
     
    trolololol likes this.
  17. ArtemV

    ArtemV Gold Belt

    Joined:
    Jul 15, 2014
    Messages:
    17,349
    Likes Received:
    12,542
    Location:
    Moscow/SPb
    City for me, I haven't ever been with a country girl
     
  18. BearGrounds

    BearGrounds A great many scalps.

    Joined:
    Mar 6, 2006
    Messages:
    11,124
    Likes Received:
    11,711
    Location:
    On the frontier, west of the Hudson river.
    Easily country girl unless we're talking Marisa Tomei from My Cousin Vinny. City girls are just aight. I've experienced both having lived in both environments.
     
  19. rearnakedchoke

    rearnakedchoke Suck it!

    Joined:
    Feb 5, 2006
    Messages:
    12,130
    Likes Received:
    7,540
    Location:
    Hawaii
    Either or ... As long as it aint a burb chick
     
  20. TrippleOG

    TrippleOG Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

    Joined:
    Jun 12, 2013
    Messages:
    4,568
    Likes Received:
    3,923
    Location:
    Socal
    this bitch could live in a sewer and it would still be raw sewage raw dog action
    [​IMG]
     

Share This Page

  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.