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the-spellr

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So I plan on gaining weight, breakfast is an important meal.
That cheesy Matt Hughes commercial comes to mind, thought I'd try one since the guy at my local supplement store told me that old fashioned cooking is great for gaining.
Give me some tips americans!
hmm eggs, bacon, potato hash... more?
 
the-spellr said:
So I plan on gaining weight, breakfast is an important meal.
That cheesy Matt Hughes commercial comes to mind, thought I'd try one since the guy at my local supplement store told me that old fashioned cooking is great for gaining.
Give me some tips americans!
hmm eggs, bacon, potato hash... more?

No, just... no. And hash is NOT American!!! Do not insult us like that!

"Old fashioned cooking" is great for obesity. I grew up in The South. I still live there (although one is hard-pressed to consider West Nashville as being "The South"). Hell, I was born in the city where Cracker Barrel (big comfort-food chain) began! Believe me, sucking down massive amounts of hydrogenated fats, high-GI carbohydrates, and completely disproportionate amounts of sodium is only great for gaining fat and diabetes.

~Terumo
 
"Old fashioned cooking" is great for obesity. I grew up in The South. I still live there (although one is hard-pressed to consider West Nashville as being "The South"). Hell, I was born in the city where Cracker Barrel (big comfort-food chain) began! Believe me, sucking down massive amounts of hydrogenated fats, high-GI carbohydrates, and completely disproportionate amounts of sodium is only great for gaining fat and diabetes.

~Terumo

Pfff, don't be such a party pooper. And I might be out in Nevada, but I'm also from "The Sath," you can't help but adore the glorious lack of sophistication. The place where you can ask a question to a man:

"So how'd you like that movie?"

And get the reply:

".......Weyell.......if that's tha sorta thang yuh'd lack then I giss you'da lacked it."

Anyhow, to the thread-starter.

Breakfast has to be one of my all-time greatest weaknesses. Everything from sugary cereals that are the work of the Devil, to pancakes, waffles, etc. Needless to say I made it my business for a while to find out what foods can be viable for big breakfasts even for those of us health-driven folk or them there atha-letes.

Breakfast Bagel:

1 Whole Wheat bagel (it should say it's made of WHOLE wheat flour, not wheat flour).
2-4 Egg whites versus one egg yolk (unless you have the free-range/grass fed eggs, then use the yolks, they're full of omega 3's)
4 strips of 99% lean Turkey Bacon
Handfull of raw spinach leaves

Scramble up the eggs, fry the Turkey Bacon in canola oil, toast the bagel, put it all together in a sammich, chow-down.

Muscle flapjacks:

12 egg-whites and two whole eggs.
1 cup of oatmeal.
Couple drips of vanilla extract.
Couple dashes of cinnamon (you can use a good amount, cinnamon is actually pretty healthy)

Throw it all in a bowl, whip into batter.

Pour into skillet (use PAM)

Makes two 7-inch pancakes.

Top with Splenda.

Steak and eggs:

Grass-fed eye-round cut steak.
Grass-fed eggs if possible, if not 4 egg whites and one or two whole eggs.
1 cup of steamed or boiled broccoli.

You can also make an omelette for this meal. Scramble up the eggs and add some peppers, cauli, chop up the broccoli small, onions, etc.

Serve with whole wheat toast or a bran muffin.
 
King Kabuki said:
".......Weyell.......if that's tha sorta thang yuh'd lack then I giss you'da lacked it."

From what fucking part of the South are you, KK? I guess I only got the "Diet South" experience.

As for breakfast, I almost forgot to mention that eggs are your friend, but I don't consider them to be implicitly Southern.

Don't even get me started on biscuits and gravy... Bwaaah...

*shudders*

~Terumo
 
From what fucking part of the South are you, KK? I guess I only got the "Diet South" experience.

I'm from Florida. And typically Americans don't think Florida is the South because of how sophisiticated some cities are, but all you have to do is go outside them cities and you see it. Davie Florida, where the rodeo is the big thing and they have City mandates that all buildings have to have that old West look, and people still ride horses down the streets, out in the swamp, where rednecks spend most of their days huntin' gators, and my favorite, mid-central Florida where in some small towns they have tobacco spitoons in the Middle-School classrooms.

Those recipes I posted are pretty decent. And I've come to see by way of my Grandmother and watching what ingredients she used over the years that there IS a healthy way to make just about everything. I'd even wager buscuits and gravy. If you start out with whole grain buscuits that's already a drastic improvement.

Sooner or later I'll attempt to construct a healthy recipe for S.O.S. for all you Military guys. lol My Grandmother used to make that shit by the truckload.
 
Shit On a Shingle AKA Chipped beef Gravy over toast.
 
Clint07 said:
Shit On a Shingle AKA Chipped beef Gravy over toast.

I think I have heard of that before, may or may not have been from military guys. I haven't ate that much military food, so I'm not too familiar with all the names and combinations. Best one I have heard of yet is the Basic Doughnut. Take a dinner roll, load it with lots of butter, then dump a shitload of sugar on it. Not good for you, but probably the best tasting thing you could get at Basic.
 
KeyserSoze said:
Basic Doughnut. Take a dinner roll, load it with lots of butter, then dump a shitload of sugar on it. Not good for you, but probably the best tasting thing you could get at Basic.

I like Field pudding, used to eat it all the time. Take all the powdered shit from your MRE and dump in a bit of water into an empty pouch (like that your dinner came in.) It mixes up with a pudding consistancy and taste pretty damn good when your out there.
 
Been a little while since I had a MRE. By powdered stuff do you mean coffee creamer/sugar and drink mix?
 
KeyserSoze said:
I think I have heard of that before, may or may not have been from military guys. I haven't ate that much military food, so I'm not too familiar with all the names and combinations. Best one I have heard of yet is the Basic Doughnut. Take a dinner roll, load it with lots of butter, then dump a shitload of sugar on it. Not good for you, but probably the best tasting thing you could get at Basic.

I actually liked the food at basic, but I was in the Navy so I don't know if that makes a difference.
 
At AF Basic you don't really get a chance to eat much, you just sit down and start throwing shit down your throat because they will tell you to leave pretty quick. Their way to make you lose weight, extremely low food intake.
 
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