Counted my calories today

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  1. Drain Bamage Guitar God 420

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    Over 3K damn

    Ate light too they add up quick boy
     
  2. Get To Da Choppa Purple Belt

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    Dude just "STOP THE COUNT" at like 1500 and you're good.
     
  4. Drain Bamage Guitar God 420

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    Count em for real guys see what you get.

    I counted every calorie. Condiments and all.

    3240.
     
  5. Mike RIP Frankie

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  6. Fedorgasm Gold Belt

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    I average like 1500 to 2000 and I'm still overweight.

    Of course it doesn't help that I have a desk job, never sleep, and drink like a fish.

    And I also probably only count calories when I'm focused on my diet, so of course they be low on those days. I need my own personal assistant to follow me around and track what I eat on days where I stop caring whether I live or die
     
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  7. Naught2Sixty Red Belt

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    How many calories are in pussy? That's all I've had to eat today.

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  8. Bangkok ready d1 Brown Belt

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    You probably eat more than that, thats how much i eat and i don't move a muscle
     
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  9. Mike RIP Frankie

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    But that's my favorite

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  10. Drain Bamage Guitar God 420

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    FUckin lying asses saying you eat 1500 calories a day yeah right nobody believes you just stop
     
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  11. BisexualMMA Don't Put My Name in the Name of Steroids!

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  12. deucesarewild Green Belt

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    I burn over 3k daily. I guess that makes me lucky? I honestly don't know if it's bad or good....
     
  13. Mike RIP Frankie

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    I had 1500 calories for dinner ffs
     
  14. dildos Yellow Card Yellow Card

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  15. SalvadorAllende Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    I'm around 2000 calories.

    I do 1h20 of biking commuting to work everyday and lift weights at least 4 times at week.

    Yeah.. I'm really lean.
     
  16. John Mabrey The artist formerly known as murillaninjascrilla

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    What.did you eat
     
  17. John Mabrey The artist formerly known as murillaninjascrilla

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    I prolly eat that
     
  18. John Mabrey The artist formerly known as murillaninjascrilla

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    I never eat breakfast and sometimes only eat one meal a day tho @Bang Bang
     
  19. Mark Hunts FIST Black Belt

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    You're drinking your calories...
    Well worth it.
     
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    I'm dieting, so I allow myself 2500 per day.

    Got 2235 yesterday.

    Today I get a cheat meal, so I add a other 800-1000 calorie meal. Usually a burger and fries and a few beers.

    Got a couple of Oktoberfests and pumpkin beers leftover in the fridge.
     

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