Could you beat up a 18 inch tall midget?

[Stoic1]

...with a sandal

Don't judge me. We all have a fetish.

 

[Only Here for Attachments]

Did he throw it into that lake at the end? <Lmaoo>

 

[TheFirstEMP]

 

[mattemate]

 

[MaureenCretis]

I got threatened by a full grown macaque in Gibraltar about 20 years ago. That shit wasn’t funny, they’re absolute psychos when they’re upset about something.

 

[Zap]

I got bitch slapped by a little Shriner monkey when I was a kid when I pulled its tail

It scared me and I dont want no beef with any monkeys at all ever again

No I cant take on a monkey of any size Im deploying the nike defense system if im in the situation

Nike defense system.