Could OJ's lawyers get Jon Jones off?

If the steroids did not fit you have to acquit lol
 
No. They don't have a jury of idiots to convince, but a panel of subject matter experts.
 
If the needle can't poke, the steroid accusation is a joke.
 
I am fairly certain that lawyers are not what gets Jones "off"

That said, Jones needs lawyers well versed in this type of case. He might want to give Lance Armstrong a call.
 
Cochran is GOAT

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Only if they bring out some sandblasted hookers to testify it was the dick pills.
 
They would be able to tie a stripper, who was on coke, who gave Jones an unprotected blowjob to the positive test.

The t-bol was in the creatine that was in the coke that was in the stripper's saliva and was transferred to Jones by means of the unprotected blow job thus explaining the very low levels in the test and negative tests bookending this one.
 
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