Could I get a UFC contract?

Discussion in 'Fantasy Matchup Discussion' started by chill doggie, Jul 31, 2019.

  1. Credo

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    This again?

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  2. BEATDOWNS

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  3. Palani

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    Ask Masvidal about starting out in street fights.
    It seemed to work for him, Kimbo, Dada 5000....okay, maybe didnt work out so well for Dada
     
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    "Fuck it, you are in, buddy"

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    What weight class?
     
  6. chill doggie

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    Lowest I can go is FW so I guess I can start there and work my way to HW.
    First champ-champ-champ-champ-champ-champ
     
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    What happens when you get punched in the face though?
     
  8. chill doggie

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    I eat the shots and just blast them back in the face, they're not gonna be able to handle it.
     
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  9. Mike K.O

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    Both FW and HW have shallow talent pools
    Check your mail, the contract will be there soon
     
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    Personally I’ll be disappointed if you don’t get a ufc contract!
     
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    i think your skills are more suited for american ninja warrior instead. i seriously think you would do great there.
     

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