Could I get a UFC contract?

Discussion in 'Fantasy Matchup Discussion' started by chill doggie, Jul 31, 2019.

  1. SpaceGinger

    SpaceGinger Blue Belt

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    Let him bang, bro!
     
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    Calipwnia Brown Belt Platinum Member

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    You can win a chicken fight maybe
     
  3. Bork Neslar

    Bork Neslar Purple Belt

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    I can imagine you giving CM Punk a tough fight.
     
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    Milgrim Australopithecus - not your average hominid Platinum Member

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    10-8 Punk imo
     
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    CieloLuce my casual belt is fine.

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    Fucking machine dude, that 1-2 combination to the stop sign was masterfully executed.
     
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    I bet you can deliver some Chinese food to the UFC staff, no doubt.
     
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    Wizzlebiz Wizzlebiz is the Wizziest

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    Like Déjà vu all over again
     
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    Future goat confirmed
     
  11. chill doggie

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  12. superpunch

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    Back in the dark ages, the UFC was much less organized and fight records weren't blasted on the internet so they couldn't really confirm anything even if they tried, which they probably didn't. There are probably tons of guys from back then that never fought before and just lied about it.

    But, CM Punk.
     
  13. Dave Rozee

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    Try mowing your lawn first. Also fix some of that rotten fence.
     
  14. An Uncertain Choice

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    I don’t know why I watched that whole thing.

    I made a doctors appointment for tomorrow.
     
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    So 100 rounds at 30 mins a round is 50 hrs
    Two days straight of training


    Count me in as a tad skeptical
     
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  17. chill doggie

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    How good are you on twitter?
     
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    flikerstance floridaman Yellow Card

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    well least hes in better shape than 99% of people on this forum
     
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  20. vgff

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    dunno about fighting...maybe a crossfit competition or something like that
     

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