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Discussion in 'Fantasy Matchup Discussion' started by chill doggie, Jul 31, 2019.

  1. nostradumbass

    nostradumbass Gold Belt

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    lol he shows up in the next scene with a bandaged shin after trying to kick the sign.

    <Dany07>
     
  2. Pierced7681

    Pierced7681 Black Belt

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    Mitrione definitely fought amateur.
     
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  3. Bodybuilder

    Bodybuilder Purple Belt

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    Do you have a sob story? Could at least land you on the contender series.
     
  4. Palani

    Palani Orange Belt

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    Okay what if I rephrased it to include all fighting, including non-MMA fights.
    Do you consider wrasslin to be fights ?
     
  5. bluntmaster6

    bluntmaster6 White Belt

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    Almost won the darwinism award, maybe next time it will be live leak
     
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  6. Pierced7681

    Pierced7681 Black Belt

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    Only if it’s in Japan
     
  7. Uber_Noober

    Uber_Noober Silver Belt

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    Are you willing to participate in the required Illuminati sex magic rituals?
     
  8. true_fan

    true_fan Red Belt

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    No but he has to sacrifice a family member
     
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  9. Anaconda99

    Anaconda99 Green Belt

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    Do the Rousey
     
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  10. TCE

    TCE The Three Piece with the Soda Platinum Member

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    Did he?
     
  11. Mammothman

    Mammothman Silver Belt

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    I'm not sure you will find your answers on Sherdog, did you try to apply for the contender series show? Maybe send a mess age to the FB or IG page of the UFC, sury that will help :rolleyes:
     
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  12. TheJohnnyWalkerEra

    TheJohnnyWalkerEra Blue Belt

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    You might get hired to play touchbutt in the park with someone
     
  13. Rod Farva

    Rod Farva War Big Nog!

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    You’re not already signed?
     
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  14. Natural Order

    Natural Order RUTHLESS

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    If Dana won't sign you I'm sure you could easily become Diego Sanchez' next coach. Future is bright bro.
     
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  15. frye666

    frye666 Black Belt

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    You flew too close to the sun. Take 2 steps back and you might have had a thread filled with raging people.
    @PrideJitZoo
     
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  16. L.T.

    L.T. Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    "im a little above k1 striking" ruins the whole thing. 2/10. For effort. And the 125ers will be gone by the time you get there.
     
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  17. Universal Champion

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    Ring card first Trans Sexual ?!
     
  18. WHITE ANDERSON

    WHITE ANDERSON Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    no

    but i bet diego sanchez would hire you to corner him
     
  19. WHITE ANDERSON

    WHITE ANDERSON Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    only true MMA fans know
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  20. chill doggie

    chill doggie Blue Belt

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    Father was murdered by assassins and I was abandoned in the streets of south america, raised by a drunken boxing manlet that never made it big. Vowed to never seek revenge. Broke my vow.
     

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