Could I beat up Ronda??

Discussion in 'UFC Discussion' started by KnockYouOut, Dec 31, 2016.

  1. KnockYouOut

    KnockYouOut Guest

    29 years old White Male
    5 foot 9 165 pounds. Full Body Strength Work out with weights 2 times a week
    Run 3 miles 3 times a week
    Amateur Boxing record 8-3 from age 15 -18
    I'd say above average athlete and speed, played most major sports for fun most my life
    Played Baseball in HS....Decent at basketball and football and tennis
    Always did pretty good wrestling around with people of similar size

    I feel like I could keep her off me and Beat her up. Especially if given like a month or 2 to train.

    Ronda, I challenge you to a MMA fight for Charity or anywhere we can stream it live!!!!!!
    ...I just need one month to freshen up my Boxing, Cardio and TDD.!!!
     
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  2. Tamriel Terror

    Tamriel Terror Silver Belt

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    If you lost to ronda you deserve to be made fun of
     
  3. Hans Gercmiov

    Hans Gercmiov Steel Belt

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    I think you could.
     
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  4. Willek

    Willek Gold Belt

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    Any guy who says they are 5'9 on the internet is probably 5'7.5 in real life.

    Which makes TS a manlet.
     
  5. Reign009

    Reign009 Not sure if serious.

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    So you fantasize about being a woman beater?
     
  6. muaytao

    muaytao Brown Belt

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    Ronda by snu snu
     
  7. ralphus1

    ralphus1 Expensive too.

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    Your tennis > Ronda's judo
     
  8. Leroy Jenkins

    Leroy Jenkins Double Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    I take any of my Sherbros who is a non manlet/lifts/has seen MMA for 5 years at least.....Over Ronda.



    We are simply too big/powerful/Athletic for ronda.



    We will have natural better boxing than Ronda.
     
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  9. ortizgnp

    ortizgnp Original Vince Belt

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    You're basically a manlet according to Sherdawg.
     
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  10. gmr7494

    gmr7494 Red Belt

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    If you know boxing basics, very easily. But if you're a neckbearded, spectacle and tight jean wearing hipster, you'd get your ass kicked. And rightfully so.
     
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  11. billharford

    billharford 181 Likes

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    under the right circumstances
     
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  12. I am Everywhere

    I am Everywhere Sherdog Millionaire

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    Nope, according to some white knights, 99% of sherdoggers would get destroyed by any female MMA fighter including Ronda.
     
  13. ClosetVitorFan

    ClosetVitorFan Silver Belt

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    I think you can probably beat CM Punk too.
     
  14. Bogeyman

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    She'd tie you in a knot faster than you can tie your shoes.

    And probably knock you out if she wanted.
     
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  15. Co-Co Zola

    Co-Co Zola Banned Banned

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    How much of a knob jockey do you have to be to seek reassurance from people on the internet that you could 'beat up' a Woman.

    Pussy.
     
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  16. ventrue

    ventrue <img src="http://i52.tinypic.com/245zjwo.gif"> Platinum Member

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    I'd guess 5'-6" and 130 pounds and a smoker. I would take Honda by good old 1st Round armbar.
     
  17. BigMuffler

    BigMuffler Loli is love loli is life!

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    I'm 5'10 but can make FLW, do I count as a manlet? lol
     
  18. El Fernas

    El Fernas Red Belt

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    I dont know what happened to her, but special circumstances might not be required anymore, she simply forgot how to fight, took one punch and her "guard" was all weird and unexistant.
     
  19. Andzso

    Andzso Purple Belt

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    Ronda by head movement.
     
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  20. illegalnature

    illegalnature Brown Belt

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    Yea you would kick her ass bro.
     
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