Could Dan Quinn have seriously made it in the UFC?

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Screenshot_2016-12-16-01-10-29-1.png This guys chin and durability is off the charts even when he is old as hell . in his prime he was basically a lean and lighter Brock Lesnar (he played linebacker for Notre Dame instead of Wrestling, and he had the speed and mass to get the jump on anyone on that field. too bad he never learned to grapple well or strike for that matter, but he had natural gameness and hw athletic ability
 
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Don't know who that is, sorry
 
He could have beat some guys.golden gloves boxer. But he was old when he fought frank mir
 
Motherf*cker looks like a meth addict
 
Falcons have a shot at the Superbowl this year. I'm pretty sure he has no regrets.
 
Well afaik his hands are registered as lethal weapons in most states so no way they gonna allow it, playa.
 
Most likely gets smoked in the regional shows, he's nothing special.
 
Most likely gets smoked in the regional shows, he's nothing special.
Well, ye thats the way things played out . but say he had different circumstances he couldve been one of the GOATS imo
 
View attachment 178633 This guys chin and durability is off the charts. in his prime he was basically a lean and lighter Brock Lesnar . too bad he never learned to grapple well or strike for that matter, but he had natural gameness.
There has never really been a true A++ athlete in the UFC. Dan was not only a golden gloves champ but won many championships in playing the violin. Sure, he didn't know how to rassle but it's like this, it don't matter homie. He stopped Ironhead Hayward on 4th and goal and won the game for Nortre Dame (that's some next level shit). Coach Lou Holtz just got jealous cuz Dan was making sick plays on the field and off.

Like any Apex male predator, he has ten times the T count as your average male, thus had a voracious sexual appetite. Paired with his ''7inch Mamba'' (as Dan says "Im a grower not a shower, homie...ya feel me?") and his virtuousic violin playing skills, Lou got all jealous and benched him. Even the ladies were jealous of the man known as Maitreya, so much that a jealous hater filed a rape claim against him and he got kicked out of Dame.

DQ was a combo of having the sexual good looks of Sexyama, the elite genetics of Brock Lesnar, the incredibly good looks of Rockhold, the true OGness of Tank Abbott, dem hands like Platinum, the mind of Tesla (after all, he did find Stevia was the cure) and the skills with a woman compared to Ron Jeremy. It's like this, the more apt question is: who could really ever hang with him, especially in his prime?

edit: And Conor got his ass kicked by just a couple of guys once. Dan, on the other hand, KO'd 5 guys at once, at Juanita's in California and has witnesses to back up this story. It takes elite fighters years to amass five KO's. JBJ doesn't have five lights out KO's in his whole career but Maitreya did it inside a minute.
 
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He's the dude that Fred Riva tied to a tree.
-At the tender age of 8 Dan was handcuffed to a tree by his despicable uncle Fred Riva where he was left to hang like Jesus on the cross for 4 and 1/2 hours

- Fast forward to high school where Dan became a legend on the football field by running down black guys from behind but despite this he thought he was ugly and was mercilessness teased for having a small penis even though he explained that he is a grower not a shower

- In the mid 1980's, after a dispute with his high school assistant coach Mike Kartz, Dan was ordering food at Juanitas when 4 goons sent by Mike Krartz to fuck Dan up entered the restaurant and tried to flex on Dan, Dan let his hands fly with a quickness and knocked all four of them out in succession before some asshole from New York tried to step in but soon became the 5th knockout victim

- Also present on that fateful day at Juanitas was Mark Bugaloo who witnessed Dan knock those 5 guys out and used his enraged image as the inspiration for the 'Bad Boy" fight logo

Legit?
 
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