Could Brock Lesnar beat up a Cheetah?

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  1. Frankel

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    Seriously.

    Discuss.
     
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    Probably, Cheetah's are only like 90lbs. It'd bite Brock but from there he may have a chance to strangle it or stomp on it to death?
     
  3. loyalyoloyal

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    Fuck it like the rear end of a zebra with a shopping trolley.
     
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    The cheetah would fucking maul him. I've actually been around people stupid enough to debate whether or not Stipe could beat a gorilla in a fight. It is highly unlikely that any human being can beat a wolf in a fight, let alone a cheetah or leopard.
     
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    Mark Hunt couldn't beat a Cheetah named Brock.
     
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    Pretty sure a wolf would fuck up a cheetah.
     
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    Could go either way, but I'd lean towards the cheetah. A cheetah's build reminds me of Jon Jones, and the wolf reminds me of Rampage. So cheetah wins :)
     
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    See... A Silverback is several hundred pounds and would absolutely obliterate any human being ever.

    A cheetah though? They're pretty dainty. Very slender and not a lot of strength going on.

    They do, however, have five razor sharp weapons to dig into flesh.

    I know this seems like a troll thread but I'm being half serious. Take any big heavyweight you want. Or Jon Jones. Whoever.

    Could their size and weight advantage override the claws and agility of a Cheetah?

    (For the record a Leopard is way heavier and would maul any human.)
     
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    A small cat can often reduce a man to tears by clinging onto a leg and crawling up around it, scratching and hissing.
     
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    Well, it takes one to beat one if you know what I mean...
     
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    Cheetah is too fast and has more weapons. Good luck trying to strangle it or hit it hard enough to knock it out. Cheetah would wreck him. That's like saying a person could beat a wolverine or Tasmanian devil just because they're bigger. No way, these animals are far more tenacious and significantly more durable
     
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    Cheetahs aren't really built for combat. They're pretty docile, and light. I'd bet on Bork.
     
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    You could literally kill or cripple a tasmanian devil with one punt.
     
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    A cheetah ?

    Maybe.

    But, I have a Siberian Tiger, all fuckin day.
     
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    I'll just leave this right here...

     
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    Here is where some red neck usually comes in and tells us how they would "Snap the wolves neck with MY BARE hands" and supports said claim with anecdotal evidence of them abusing some pet at some point in their life.

    I've had a wolf dog (75% wolf and 25% husky/malamute) before and when they get into crazy wild animal mode, just while playing, there is not anything you can do. There was this one area in his pen where he would go into play mode and there was nothing that I could do to prevent him from utterly f'ing me up (and I'm 6'3 200lb) and he was just 75 lbs of lean muscle, tho super tall and lanky. People have a skewed view on what wild animals can do because they are never around them and think that domesticated and subservient pets represent what a wild animal can do.

    Heck, there is NO man in a world that can physically fend of a 60 lb police dog with their hands. Humans are so damn weak it is kinda mind blowing -- any non retard can tell you this. No man that has ever lived can beat a 100lb chimp either: he would get his face eaten, his foot ripped off and his dick ripped off (literally). http://www.pirate4x4.com/forum/general-chit-chat/335600-chimps-attack-man-loses-testicles.html
     
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    Are you fucking retarded?

    To anyone here the really thinks a man could fight a cheetah... have you ever seen a cat go full berserker mode on a human?
    Now change that into a 90 lb killing machine with built in death weapons. wouldnt... be.. close.
     
  20. thebesteva21

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    A cheetah would kill Brock. People have no idea how dangerous wild animals are, especially the feline family.

    Us humans evolved using brains instead of physical prowess. We are far removed from being able to physically compete with other large game.
     

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