Costco ran out of kitty litter WTF

Damn it I have three cats and let things go way too long and I'm screwed

Christmas in two days and my cats have no place to do their sinful business

Anyone know how to make homemade kitty litter?

 

Is costco the only place that sells kitty litter? I honestly dont know i fucking hate cats

 

Basically everywhere sells it.

 

For a reasonable price and for a reasonable size. 50 KG box for six bucks in a huge box vs the tiny and more expensive ice cream container sized ones you get at grocery stores.

Wouldnt even be enough for three cats.

 

Well either bite the bullet or live in a house full of cat shit

 

Do you want to save a little cash or do you want shit all over your place?

Just get a few bags to hold you over.

 

Would rather drive 150 KM to the next city's Costco then do that.

 

It's the principle

You're Costco

I give you money to shop there and give you money!

How the fuck do you not stock up on cat sand on Xmas????

 

City has big pile of sand next to their snow plows etc may get my good bucket and steal some.

 

So you're going to wallow in cat shit as an alternative?

 

My taxes pay for that sand so I should have a right to it.

 

I'll wallop you

 

I'll not be pushed around by big business.

 

Oh okay.

 

Costco isnt big business?

 

Don't do it Clippy. You're not 'bout dat life

 

You're right. Theres only two of them and they're out in the boondocks

 

Just use dried rice mixed with baking soda.

 

Thank you! See? That was the kind of thrifty solution I was looking for.