Cops bring the LULz

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  1. falconstalon

    falconstalon Dongbar Nation, are you in?

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    Protectandserve Red Belt

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    Saw this the other day. I would definitely be thinking WTF if I stopped a car load of off duty cops for egging their SGT's house.
     
  3. the ax murderer

    the ax murderer Looking At The Stars.

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    In Soviet Russia, cops egg you!
     
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    Clark Griswald Blue Belt

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    reminds me of super troopers what a bunch of hooligans!
     
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    MSK1010 Far too Young and Clever

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    probably got suspended with pay
     
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    SamboPunch Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    real life super troopers
     
  8. Jmarc

    Jmarc Black Belt

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    You mean Shenanigans?
     
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    nhbbear Duty Belt

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    What a bunch of juvenile shit. At least be creative.

    Oh, about 8 years ago, there were officers that hit a deer on duty, but they was off their beat. So, after trying to drag the deer from their urban beat by trying to lift the damn thing into the trunk, and it would not fit, they gave up and tried to pretend they did not notice the damage. They reported the accident, but only because the damage would not go unoticed.

    Unfortuanately for them, another cruiser saw them doing this. So, after they gave up, a few officers were succesful in dragging the deer, as well as a ra**** to the officer's home. I drove with this fucking thing on the hood of my cruiser. We debated where we should put the animals, but decided his truck was the best bet, but we did not know how to that without damaging his truck or making a lot of noise.

    So we staged the thing under the front of his truck with a sign that stated "you never gave me your insurance". Another officer tied the raccooon to the trailer hitch and the poor dead thing made it all the way to hq the next day a la national lampoons.

    Before my time, a few officers were known for catching live rats and sneaking them into the cruiser of some goof that would "rat" on other guys. And not for civil righs violations. This was a guy that would report stupid stuff(so and so went off their beat, so and so did this). The guy is at the very end of his career at this point, but he is still a spaz, and I can only imagine how funny that would have been.

    But compared to egging, that other shit is mild.
     
  10. Protectandserve

    Protectandserve Red Belt

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    Two best ones I've heard on getting back at someone at work was a couple officers loaded a hobo in the back of some FTO's Patrol car while he had a trainee and they were eating at Denny's. Told the bum the car would take him to te mission. Bum went to sleep, and out walks FTO and trainee. They get in the car drive like a light away and bum sticks his head up in the back. Car slams to a stop and trainee jumps out, gun drawn and FTO jumps out too. Meanwhile bum is trying RO figure out what's going on. FTO was pissed when all the cruisers down the street chirped sirens and lights.

    Also knew a guy that super glued a motors cite book closed.
     
  11. BIKES!

    BIKES! So then I said... Platinum Member

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    better than firing them and paying early pension. I love me gumbint jobs
     

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