Conversation with yourself in 2003

don't go on the internet
stay off the internet
 
I was 13.

13 year old me was probably too busy beating off to internet porn and skateboarding with his friends to talk to lame 23 year old me.
 
i should have kept on running and not give it up for 10 years
 
"Work hard and you'll be fine. For example, you're going to be a black belt on Sherdog in 10 years!"
 
See a doctor about your shoulder after you almost destroy your penis junior year in the weightroom, so you can wrestle senior year. Don't try to start a buisness out of high-school you are going to inherit more money. Go to college sooner and be a kid try and find a wife. And take previously invested money out of wamu, and put it into Netflix and give it a little longer.
 
Get used to shaving your head. Right now it's a choice.
 
Pulling out works and always will work. Also Dr. Pepper.
 
You know how popular music has been getting worse and worse? That trend will continue to the point where fax machine and dial-up modem noises will be considered music worthy of dancing to.
 
Don't put your money in anything named Citibank, Lehman brothers, or usa bank. Furthermore, Freddie Mac and Sallie Mae, stay away.

Comic book movies get better. But don't get hyped about any sequel after Iron Man 1 and The Dark Knight. Oh yeah, redbox Prometheus.

Go to tech school or join a union. You'll be a journeyman and have job experience in 4 years. Speaking of four years, buy a house. Its the best time. You will see the words "crash" in the newspapers from time to time.

All this good sleep, exercise and good metabolism. Enjoy it because it goes downhill in years to come.
 
Bet my life's savings and 401K Plan on Sokodojou over Lil' Nog and Arona.
 
I'd walk up to myself and punch him in the face. It'd lead to a really violent one sided beating (since I have many more years of experience training than old me). I'd stand over him and say you'll thank me one day. Old me would live life with mindfuck of what future me meant, never knowing it was nothing.. .... Asshole
 
it would go like the scene in fight club when Tyler holds up a gun to Raymond K. Hassle and forces him to get rid of all his BS excuses not to persuit what he really wants in life.

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kind of fucked up to held myself at gun point i guess but it would work
 
I wrote myself a letter in eleventh grade that was mailed to me 5 years later. It was kinda cool. My gf at the time got all jealous because some other girl wrote some little note on my letter though, lol, fucking women.
 
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