Discussion in 'Mayberry Lounge' started by TheStruggle, Oct 7, 2013.
So imagine having a conversation with yourself in 2003. While you can
K Swiss will be cool for like 2 more months bruh
Marriage... still not a good idea.
Dont get fucking married!
Wear a rubber this them when you nail Roxanne so you don't have the "scare" ....... again
Listen fuck brain stay in the Corps.
Hey young Saf, invest in something called twitter and Facebook... instead of blowing your money on that bitch who you thought was the one.
Also, prepare for a rise in weatherman who over predict snow, terrible music, and white guilt.
Probably how to get ridiculously rich betting on sports events.
Dont turn down that opportunity to invest in Red Box you stupid fuck!
stop playing fucking runescape.
Stop being an idiot, learn a trade before going to school, be serious about school, move back home, spend more time with your grandparents and be more careful with who you befriend.
Ah shit, I completely forgot the betting and investment route "advise." Did I ever tell you guys about that time I was going to invest in ARMS HOLDING but didn't. *Commits Seppuku*
dont waste your money on CD's and DVD's they will become useless in 2013 with hard drives
start a sherdog account. You will have the biggest e-peen with dat join date.
Keep doing what you're doing. Pretty lame, eh?
Make a sherdog account.
Then tell myself that the upcoming middle/high school years will only be about pitching a tent in the middle of the class all day every day.
Oh, and not to stress over school TOO much.
and to fuk bches
Lower your standards.
“If you thought MTV was bad now….”
“Don’t waste too much time on this Myspace thing”
“Try to avoid New Orleans and Detroit for the next 5 years”
“You may not want to buy another Linkin Park album after this”
“Holy Crap…Where do I start with Lindsay Lohan?”
“Did I tell you our president is black?...No not Colin Powell”
“I want you to write a screenplay for this movie…it’s called Taken”
“You are about to realize how lucky you are to be a 90s kid”
“Lebron James is the truth bro…but not for Cleveland”
I need you to create Twitter before Mark Zuckerberg”
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