Conversation with yourself in 2003

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  1. TheStruggle

    TheStruggle Yellow Card Double Yellow Card

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    So imagine having a conversation with yourself in 2003. While you can
     
  2. Da Speeit

    Da Speeit CANCEROUS POSTER Platinum Member

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    K Swiss will be cool for like 2 more months bruh
     
  3. MusclesMarinara

    MusclesMarinara Friends with Bigfoot

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    Marriage... still not a good idea.
     
  4. El_Dyablo619

    El_Dyablo619 Head of C.I.A.

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    Dont get fucking married!
     
  5. heavyarms21

    heavyarms21 Ryozanpaku Belt

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    Wear a rubber this them when you nail Roxanne so you don't have the "scare" ....... again
     
  6. CarbonFistprint

    CarbonFistprint Brown Belt

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  7. Wrath621

    Wrath621 Account Retired

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    Listen fuck brain stay in the Corps.
     
  8. SafyreSchool**

    SafyreSchool** Banned Banned

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    Hey young Saf, invest in something called twitter and Facebook... instead of blowing your money on that bitch who you thought was the one.

    Also, prepare for a rise in weatherman who over predict snow, terrible music, and white guilt.
     
  9. Nemesis1103

    Nemesis1103 Blue Belt

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    Probably how to get ridiculously rich betting on sports events.
     
  10. akutz1

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    Dont turn down that opportunity to invest in Red Box you stupid fuck!
     
  11. last gunslinga

    last gunslinga Purple Belt

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    stop playing fucking runescape.
     
  12. FierceRedBelt

    FierceRedBelt Red Belt

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    Stop being an idiot, learn a trade before going to school, be serious about school, move back home, spend more time with your grandparents and be more careful with who you befriend.

    Ah shit, I completely forgot the betting and investment route "advise." Did I ever tell you guys about that time I was going to invest in ARMS HOLDING but didn't. *Commits Seppuku*
     
  13. ThatBJJGuy

    ThatBJJGuy Brown Belt

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    dont waste your money on CD's and DVD's they will become useless in 2013 with hard drives :D
     
  14. KidAlchemy

    KidAlchemy Purple Belt

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    Don't worry.
     
  15. Heisenberg

    Heisenberg tread lightly

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    start a sherdog account. You will have the biggest e-peen with dat join date.
     
  16. Rob Battisti

    Rob Battisti HR for HR

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    Basically this
     
  17. Execute

    Execute Gold Belt Platinum Member

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    Keep doing what you're doing. Pretty lame, eh?
     
  18. Gus Fring

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    Make a sherdog account.

    Then tell myself that the upcoming middle/high school years will only be about pitching a tent in the middle of the class all day every day.

    Oh, and not to stress over school TOO much.







    and to fuk bches
     
  19. Rex Kwon Do

    Rex Kwon Do ál-ḥámdúlílláh

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    Lower your standards.
     
  20. TheStruggle

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    “If you thought MTV was bad now….”

    “Don’t waste too much time on this Myspace thing”

    “Try to avoid New Orleans and Detroit for the next 5 years”

    “You may not want to buy another Linkin Park album after this”

    “Holy Crap…Where do I start with Lindsay Lohan?”

    “Did I tell you our president is black?...No not Colin Powell”

    “I want you to write a screenplay for this movie…it’s called Taken”

    “You are about to realize how lucky you are to be a 90s kid”

    “Lebron James is the truth bro…but not for Cleveland”

    I need you to create Twitter before Mark Zuckerberg”
     

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