Conversation with yourself in 2003

[TheStruggle]

So imagine having a conversation with yourself in 2003. While you can

 

[Da Speeit]

K Swiss will be cool for like 2 more months bruh

 

[MusclesMarinara]

Marriage... still not a good idea.

 

[El_Dyablo619]

Dont get fucking married!

 

[heavyarms21]

Wear a rubber this them when you nail Roxanne so you don't have the "scare" ....... again

 

[CarbonFistprint]

Buy AAPL

 

[Wrath621]

Listen fuck brain stay in the Corps.

 

[SafyreSchool**]

Hey young Saf, invest in something called twitter and Facebook... instead of blowing your money on that bitch who you thought was the one.

Also, prepare for a rise in weatherman who over predict snow, terrible music, and white guilt.

 

[Nemesis1103]

Probably how to get ridiculously rich betting on sports events.

 

[akutz1]

Dont turn down that opportunity to invest in Red Box you stupid fuck!

 

[last gunslinga]

stop playing fucking runescape.

 

[FierceRedBelt]

Stop being an idiot, learn a trade before going to school, be serious about school, move back home, spend more time with your grandparents and be more careful with who you befriend.

Ah shit, I completely forgot the betting and investment route "advise." Did I ever tell you guys about that time I was going to invest in ARMS HOLDING but didn't. *Commits Seppuku*

 

[ThatBJJGuy]

dont waste your money on CD's and DVD's they will become useless in 2013 with hard drives

 

[KidAlchemy]

Don't worry.

 

[Heisenberg]

start a sherdog account. You will have the biggest e-peen with dat join date.

 

[Rob Battisti]

Buy AAPL

Basically this

 

[Execute]

Keep doing what you're doing. Pretty lame, eh?

 

[Gus Fring]

Make a sherdog account.

Then tell myself that the upcoming middle/high school years will only be about pitching a tent in the middle of the class all day every day.

Oh, and not to stress over school TOO much.







and to fuk bches

 

[Rex Kwon Do]

Lower your standards.

 

[TheStruggle]

“If you thought MTV was bad now….”

“Don’t waste too much time on this Myspace thing”

“Try to avoid New Orleans and Detroit for the next 5 years”

“You may not want to buy another Linkin Park album after this”

“Holy Crap…Where do I start with Lindsay Lohan?”

“Did I tell you our president is black?...No not Colin Powell”

“I want you to write a screenplay for this movie…it’s called Taken”

“You are about to realize how lucky you are to be a 90s kid”

“Lebron James is the truth bro…but not for Cleveland”

I need you to create Twitter before Mark Zuckerberg”