Conor reveals training secrets

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  1. ippikiookami Blue Belt

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    https://sports.theonion.com/conor-mcgregor-credits-excellent-pre-fight-shape-to-rou-1841087214

    LAS VEGAS—Explaining how constantly throwing bar stools strengthens several different muscle groups, mixed martial artist Conor McGregor credited his excellent pre-fight shape Saturday to a rigorous workout routine of hurling heavy objects in public spaces. “I’ve never been one for the gym—I need to be out there overturning tables and tossing them across the bar,” said the former welterweight champion, revealing that he trained for his main event bout against Donald “Cowboy” Cerrone by adhering to a strict regimen of ripping parking meters out of the ground and using them to pelt fleeing taxis. “I like to stay loose by getting into a scrum at the pub every week. Throwing hundreds of beer bottles is just good cardio. When I’m ready for strength training, I’ll knock over some mailboxes and chuck them into the park. Lifting cinder blocks above my head to smash in the windshield of my girlfriend’s car is great, too.” At press time, McGregor hurled a scale into an audience of reporters and broke one bystander’s jaw after weighing in two pounds over his ideal weight.
     
  2. Tomas Black Belt

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    A sherdogger for 17 years and you posted this

    Sad
     
  3. Podcast I train butt touch.

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    I wish we could get a Conor McGregor mega thread.
    The board has gotten so spammy.
     
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    Hahahha....
     
  5. MayhemMonkey Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?

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    why the fuck would Conor smash up Dee's car? He fucking paid for that car lol


    Im starting to think that the Onion isnt a real news agency :p
     
  6. Blanqa Blanqua Gold Belt

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    Conor wrecks haters minds. It's hilarious.
     
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    Onions have layers. What about parfait? You ever ask someone if they wanna get a parfait and they say hell no I don't like no parfait
     
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    Anything anyone says about Conor hurts you so badly. Are you going to be okay?
     
  9. ulysse Life is tough ; Life is good

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    high McConor - resize2.gif
     

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