Conor McGregor "I sleep under duck feathers, I wake up my breakfeast is handed to me made"

I sleep under a cardboard box. My breakfast is handed to me by my pet racoon.

Suck on that you Irish asshole
 
I eat chocapics for breakfeast.
 
I'm a bum, and I have this going on. I'm not imprezled.

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Not a dig on Conor haha but however successful or blessed I am in life I don't think I could ever have anyone cooking my dinner who isn't my wife.
 
Not a dig on Conor haha but however successful or blessed I am in life I don't think I could ever have anyone cooking my dinner who isn't my wife.

I would rather relieve my wife of any duties which money can buy.

Like cooking, laundry, sex, driving the kids to soccer practice.
 
Well he worked hard for what he has. He just needs to ensure he doesn't get complacent.
 
Fun fact:

- 78% of NFL players go bankrupt after 5yrs of retirement
- 60% of NBA & MLB players also file for bankruptcy after retirement

Conor will be a statistic due to overspending. These players make more than Conor does yearly. . .
 
Or as Floyd calls it, he's slumming it.
 
He tries so hard to sound intelligent and articulate and fails miserably.

He's no Chael Sonnen
 
True.

Artem feeds him breakfast in bed.
 
Fun fact:

- 78% of NFL players go bankrupt after 5yrs of retirement
- 60% of NBA & MLB players also file for bankruptcy after retirement

Conor will be a statistic due to overspending. These players make more than Conor does yearly. . .

No they don't. Some do, most don't.
 
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