Conor is super talented: He was a semi pro soccer player

coldtruth · Jan 19, 2020

I'm Shawn Spencer said:
He also sucker punches old people in bars!

Remember that? Wasn't that long ago!

Old person. Singular.

honzo · Jan 19, 2020

Shinobi said:
It means he was semi-paid.

You're either paid or you're not..... Wtf is semi paid?

lsa · Jan 19, 2020

And TS is semi- retarded.

Shinobi · Jan 20, 2020

honzo said:
You're either paid or you're not..... Wtf is semi paid?

You were paid in donuts.

Yagadot · Jan 20, 2020

TAK47 · Jan 20, 2020

Conor was also undefeated in Dodgeball, A-level athlete confirmed!

Captain Herb · Jan 20, 2020

Oh, so soccer players DON'T need good cardio. Thanks Europe for that misinformation.

NuMe · Jan 20, 2020

He was probably never good to be a professional football player.

So he went to mma and became two weight division champ in the biggest organization.

SalvadorAllende · Jan 20, 2020

"Semi-pro"

I could probably go to Ireland and make it into the national team. They suck.