Media Conor Hair Thread

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  1. Elmo

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    Yeah it'll be re-branded bottles of Nair.
     
  2. sonofjay817

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    There are simply no words to describe my disbelief and bewilderment if, after all that Conor's already accomplished, he then discovers a cure for baldness. That would just be too much, but I would just have to laugh till I choked.
     
  3. Ronoc Rogergcm

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    This guy could make an absolute fortune just from the Norwood 3a's on the UFC roster.

    Now, if he really wants big money, he should drop the "male pattern baldness" and stop discriminating<GOT3><GOT4><Sansa00>

    against half of his potential customer base... a half which spends exponentially more money on grooming and anti-aging products and treatments.

    Speaking of which can someone please tag a Norwood expert on here and show them that we are requesting a Norwood women's UFC hairline thread? Kthxbai
     
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  4. Ronoc Rogergcm

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    Is there a maximum page count for a thread??

    This thread is gonna be an all time great, I feel. Reasons:

    1. McGregor (haters and 'huggers)
    2. Sherdog hairline thread (finasteride experts and bizarrely fetishéd homosexual "sexperts" abound)
     
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  5. Ronoc Rogergcm

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    Post of the lifetime, of the night
    <GinJuice><{titihmm}>
     
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  6. Ronoc Rogergcm

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    Jon Jones latest failed PED excuse:
    McGregor hair cream LOL<JonesDXSuckIt>
     
  7. Ronoc Rogergcm

    Ronoc Rogergcm Orange Belt

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    You sound so damn bald!!!

    You'd rather have hair and not get boners anymore???

    Seriously????!!!!

    Its not your hair that defines your manhood
     
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  8. Ronoc Rogergcm

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    In six months it turned all his hair darker too!? More hair and less grey?! Cmon bork1}
     
  9. honzo

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    I dunno who I'd trust.
    A person who cuts hair and a fighter OR a bunch of scientists........
     
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    Sucker punched followed by forced scalp exfoliation.
     
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    Mahkor Drunkmaster Flex Yellow Card

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    What year do you live at? I'll just pop a blue chew and carry on.
     
  12. Ronoc Rogergcm

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    <JerryWWF>
     
  13. Londonjitsu

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    He's such a gyppo lol
     
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    Hahaha yep, a fucking exfoliating sponge will do it, brilliant, can’t believe no one thought of that

    The guy himself said pattern... how stupid can he actually be ?
     
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    not if you start out at 1mm. and lose a cm for yellow cards.
     
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    A had a shot of Proper 12 so why not! I'll be a champ with a full head of hair again!
     
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    Bro none of these hair remedies last, they wont make money if only a few injections made your hair grow back and you didnt have to get anymore.
     
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  18. TidWell

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    The guy was probably also on Propecia while taking those injections lol also if those injections did work they wont last unless you have to keep taking them every month, and it probably has sides.
     
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    Obviously doesn’t work seeing as Conor has a Norwood 3 LMAO
     
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    I was wondering why he had it slicked. He has the money to get a transplant Nd he looks good with a buzz... and he’s rich so he shouldn’t worry
     
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