Conor greasing for the Khabib fight?

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  1. Ideanudge Brown Belt

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    This is a what if. Of course it can be taken as a ready excuse for Khabib losing in the lines of Conor losing excuses like inactivity and undisclosed injuries, but let's consider the tremendous effects of what would properly greasing do to Conor, effectively nullifying Khabib's wrestling threat.
     
  2. TheIrishPsycho Whiskey Belt

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    I agree TS, Conor is cheating.
     
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    Even with grease, Khabib would still wrestle fk him...
     
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    I hope Conor slathers himself in bacon grease
     
  6. Noleggeisha Brown Belt

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    What the fuck are we talking about?
     
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    I hear he's packin shivs.
     
  10. That type of cheating has worked for other fighters
     
  11. Khabib Fan Kim Yo Jong - Unify Korea Banned

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    Scared men can be unpredictable.
     
  12. AimedWithV Wound in the Force

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    Khabib will just finger him for a grip

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    More likely that Khabib will be greasing so that the punches slide off his head.
     
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    Next thing you know he comes in clean shaven wth a shiny face lol.
     
  15. mjmj Red Belt

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    It's no wonder TS has to keep making new accounts.
     
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    Obviously what the OP is saying is, Conor is sending grease forward in time, to make it appear on his body in the cage at the moment the fight starts, by taking advantage of the magic principle of Contagion, using a ritual where he spreads grease on himself now, which will have metaphysical resonance, much like a voodoo doll.
     
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  17. rurouni Black Belt

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    NO. Grease is the last thing conor would want on him once khabib takes his back
     
  18. Noleggeisha Brown Belt

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    Duh It is obvious now that you explained it.
     

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