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Connor McGregors reminds me of

Discussion in 'The Lightweights' started by eyenomas, Aug 1, 2016.

  1. eyenomas

    eyenomas Double Yellow Card Banned

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    a pair of jeans that doesnt quite fit. You can starve yourself to fit into the jeans, likely wearing them just one time. Or you can move up a size, which is obviously way to big for you. If only my bowel movements were more efficient.
     
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    Alltruth IM FAT 399LBS Banned

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    This is how the mods probably feel like sending trash threads to the wasteland.

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  3. Sonny Qc

    Sonny Qc Gold Belt

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    Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
    So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
    I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
    So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
    I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.

    If you want my future forget my past,
    If you wanna get with me better make it fast,
    Now don't go wasting my precious time,
    Get your act together we could be just fine

    I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
    So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
    I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna zigazig ha.

    If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (gotta get with my friends)
    Make it last forever friendship never ends,
    If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
    Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

    What do you think about that now you know how I feel,
    Say you can handle my love are you for real,
    I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try
    If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye.

    Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
    So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
    I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
    really really wanna zigazig ha.

    If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (gotta get with my friends)
    Make it last forever friendship never ends,
    If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
    Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.

    So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me you gotta listen carefully,
    We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,
    we got G like MC who likes it on an
    Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,
    and as for me you'll see,
    Slam your body down and wind it all around
    Slam your body down and wind it all around.

    If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends (gotta get with my friends),
    Make it last forever friendship never ends,
    If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,
    Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.
    If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
    you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam

    Slam your body down and wind it all around.
    Slam your body down and wind it all around (uh uh).
    Slam your body down and wind it all around.
    Slam your body down zigazig ah

    If you wanna be my lover.
     
  4. Uber_Noober

    Uber_Noober Silver Belt

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    You put way too much time into this doomed thread.
     
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    Rondas Pillow Black Belt

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    Rondas Pillow Black Belt

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    Scary Spice with 6 months of training could be champ.
     
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  7. ricioyourdoom

    ricioyourdoom Purple Belt

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    not being able to spell first namesss properly?
     
  8. eyenomas

    eyenomas Double Yellow Card Banned

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    yeah, <30 seconds, waaay too much
     
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    No Mas McGee Banned Banned

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    He's a natural nice humble guy, that is trying be be a cocky bad ass...
     
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    Th3Sav4ge "What the fuck is happening!?"

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  11. Cozytoesflava

    Cozytoesflava Silver Belt

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    Used to pull a lot of skin to the Spice Girls.
     
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  12. congo'spython

    congo'spython Blue Belt

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    Connor McGregors reminds me of

    JMJ

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    TS has an eating disorder.
     

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