Confirmed: Seagal is on the scene and teaching DC some "deadly stuff".

dat dere deadly self-disqualification technique.
 
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Is that the Seagal defense for the infamous eye technique!?
 
He's advising him on which fast food place to go after the fight. Cormier was getting tired of Popeye's, so he brought in a fast food expert.
 
He should start by taking DC to the Bank...... The Blood Bank
 
I bet whatever he's hiding under that doo rag is twice as deadly.
 
Thats it, DC by hurricane kick
 
This just in: DC suffered several broken bones in his hands and wrist and has a concussion due to being unable to properly practice seagall moves.
 
DC by small joint manipulation and arm break round 1
 
Omg! HE'S GOT THAT BLACK BANDANA HE USES ONLY WHEN THE SHIT GOT REAL!
 
The world doesn't realize that this is a double cross.

Jones front kick round 2 win
 
He's advising him on which fast food place to go after the fight. Cormier was getting tired of Popeye's, so he brought in a fast food expert.

DC tired of Popeye's Chicken? If word got out Popeye's stock price would drop immensely.
 
Bones better recruit van damme fast or he will have no answer to the sea gull kick.
 
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