We were all noobs at one point and some of us might have been a little slow to catch on to certain MMA related things, for instance: I was a young kid when UFC1 happened and I had thought that the fighters were going to fight to the death. I was disappoint. I used to think Charles Oliveira's nickname, "do bronx", was always a misspelling and was actually supposed to be "da bronx". I used to think that the interlocking fish smash was some kind of Sherdog joke which described a maneuver in women's MMA when both fighters had their legs intertwined on the ground and their vaginas were coming into contact with each other. kind of like a "scissor" maneuver. Now that i've cleansed my soul of its ignorance, it is time for you all to confess!