competitive Eating

[Randy Trevor]

believe me, I can bury some hotdogs

 

[Randy Trevor]

add to the tally, a bowl of cottage cheese with spicy brown mustard, the store brand too, not generic. all day baby, all day.

 

[Serana]

I'm going to be the first to get the milk in an hour.

That's actually not hard. I did it in High School English class.

 

[Randy Trevor]

My cat just licked this cottage cheese, should i still eat it? I mean he was lickin the shit out of it. Also, can consuming a lot of mustard, garlic butter and cheese kill a kitty cat?

 

[moonwolf]

yeah, i watched a friend chug a gallon of milk no problem at a high school party. also watched the same friend eat a whole jar of mayonnaise straight by itself in one sitting like it was ice cream.

 

[Randy Trevor]

he sounds like an OG

 

[Randy Trevor]

I meant garlic powder, not butter, i'm not a savage

 

[clutchit]

On labor day i made $100 eating 5 sausages in under 5 minutes.

did it look something like this?

 

[Randy Trevor]

that's actually a pretty good rate

 

[Kung Fu fighter]

I believe in your eating abilities. They can't eat like you eat!

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

did it look something like this?

The best part was i pretty much resigned to looking like a slob and feeling like shit all night for the 100 bucks.

Two or three weeks later, when i was back in that area, this girl that lives there/was at the party texted our friend "is that guy who ate all the sausages with you? He's cute." My friends still joke about how sausages = turn on.

 

[Randy Trevor]

2 Pee Bee and Jays, get at me!

 

[Flemmy Stardust]

Man a gallon of milk in an hour? That's a walk in the park. The real milk challenge is to chug a gallon, and that one is not possible. Someone may have done it but it would be a freak of nature. I can dummy 2L of milk in a meal.

The Challenge to my knowledge is 1 gallon of milk in 1 hour without throwing up (and I'm guessing no peeing) and I've never heard of anyone making it.

I've actually heard doctors explain why it's not possible, so I'm going to assume neither of us can do it either.

 

[Slobodan]

Get a bunch of hotdogs from Costco and practice eating them every day.

At first I read that as "hostages" and thought wtf lol.

 

[HuntersCreed]

Joey Chestnut paid his way through college by doing it.

 

[clutchit]

The best part was i pretty much resigned to looking like a slob and feeling like shit all night for the 100 bucks.

Two or three weeks later, when i was back in that area, this girl that lives there/was at the party texted our friend "is that guy who ate all the sausages with you? He's cute." My friends still joke about how sausages = turn on.

haha nice. she liked the way you manhandled those sausages.

anyways about competitive eating I always wanted to do the Krystal(south's version of White Castle) challenge. I used to be able to put down 12 pretty quick but I just looked it up and the record is 28 in 2 minutes I don't think I could hang with the pros.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Krystal_Square_Off

 

[shockaholic12]

You have to find one food to become a specialist in. Mine is chicken wings. I ate over sixty once.


Watched a kid named Pat try the chocolate milk challenge. Although he booted immediately he retained a lot and by fifth period he came down with a cold stinky fever and was sweating out cups of warm curdled milk. He smelled so bad they sent him home.

 

[Which Doctor]

Thanks! I think I have a great attitude for it. I barked at my plate triumphantly after I finished.

Nice!

That's like what 12 bucks worth of food? I spend 12 bucks worth of food trying NOT to spend money.

Love it.

Competitive eating is absolutely disgusting

It's just glorified human pig feeding! Comp Eating needs Unified Rules!!!!

 

[Randy Trevor]

Watched a kid named Pat try the chocolate milk challenge. Although he booted immediately he retained a lot and by fifth period he came down with a cold stinky fever and was sweating out cups of warm curdled milk. He smelled so bad they sent him home.

Sounds like the plot of a made for tv stephen king movie

 

[Which Doctor]

The Challenge to my knowledge is 1 gallon of milk in 1 hour without throwing up (and I'm guessing no peeing) and I've never heard of anyone making it.

I've actually heard doctors explain why it's not possible, so I'm going to assume neither of us can do it either.

It's plenty possible. You just have have been eating a lot, for a long time. It's stomach capacity, and you can increase stomach capacity over time. (See: Diamond Jim Brady)