competitive Eating

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  1. Randy Trevor

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    Does anyone here know about competitive eating? I think I could own this sport. I just completely destroyed a grand slam and then got some Hardee's on the way home. Can I make soe money doing this?
     
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    Your perspective is off. You know they eat like ten or twenty times what you described.

    On the plus side, you seem well-qualified to become a successful fat ass.
     
  3. Randy Trevor

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    Thanks! I think I have a great attitude for it. I barked at my plate triumphantly after I finished.
     
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    You sound retarded.
     
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    If it were you eating, I would support you:(
     
  6. Randy Trevor

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    Dude I just buried 2 string cheese sticks, the good kind too not store brand. What you got on all that?
     
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    How fast did you eat it?
     
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    Like 4 minutes. All of it too, the syrup and complementary water and Then I ate some packets of jelly in my truck afterward
     
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    Watch some matt stonie vids on YouTube if you can out do him you have a chance
     
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    That's like what 12 bucks worth of food? I spend 12 bucks worth of food trying NOT to spend money.
     
  11. Randy Trevor

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    That's a lot of vittles where i buy the food at
     
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    S1Z yoked.

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    Yeah I thought competitive eating was more about speed than quantity. Anyone can wolf down 18 hot dogs and puke it up. But can you deep throat down them in a minute?
     
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    You better believe it.
     
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    Slobodan Вело ;) Staff Member Senior Moderator

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    I support you TS.
     
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    Thank you, salaam alaikum brother
     
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    On labor day i made $100 eating 5 sausages in under 5 minutes.

    I think we have pretty terrible intuition on how much we can eat. People thought there was no way i could do that.

    My roommate thinks he can eat 100 hot dogs in 24 hours. I feel like there's no way in hell he or i could do that.

    I am convinced i can do the gallon of milk in an hour thing, but have heard it's not physically possible.
     
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    Get a bunch of hotdogs from Costco and practice eating them every day.
     
  18. Randy Trevor

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    I'm going to be the first to get the milk in an hour.
     
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    Man a gallon of milk in an hour? That's a walk in the park. The real milk challenge is to chug a gallon, and that one is not possible. Someone may have done it but it would be a freak of nature. I can dummy 2L of milk in a meal.
     
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    Competitive eating is absolutely disgusting
     

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