Comparing women to bovine - Myth debunked

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It’s easy to compare women to steer because the whole milk breast thing.

I’m here to tell you it isn’t that simple.

A cow has one anus and three stomachs. The woman has one stomach and three anuses. 1+3 and 3+1 don’t always stack up the same.

Sometimes what they teach you in school isn’t the whole picture.

Woman-Making-Funny-Face-In-Front-Cow.jpg
 
You saw the picture, got horny, and made the post around the picture. 7/10
 
It’s easy to compare women to steer because the whole milk breast thing.

I’m here to tell you it isn’t that simple.

A cow has one anus and three stomachs. The woman has one stomach and three anuses. 1+3 and 3+1 don’t always stack up the same.

Sometimes what they teach you in school isn’t the whole picture.

Woman-Making-Funny-Face-In-Front-Cow.jpg
Primary Anus
Secondary Anus
Tertiary Anus

If men had three dicks, the world would be a perfect place.
 
I always ask my wife:

Do you want to do it the regular way, or in the vagina?
 
I guess you haven't seen some of my college conquests....
 
Woman who are raised as cow dont understand full picture. Some woman are raised as cat
 
Woman who are raised as cow dont understand full picture. Some woman are raised as cat
Raising is very important for barn animals like women, cow, and cat. I’m glad you brought this up.
 
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