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Comparing women to bovine - Myth debunked

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  1. Merlotte's Gold Belt

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    It’s easy to compare women to steer because the whole milk breast thing.

    I’m here to tell you it isn’t that simple.

    A cow has one anus and three stomachs. The woman has one stomach and three anuses. 1+3 and 3+1 don’t always stack up the same.

    Sometimes what they teach you in school isn’t the whole picture.

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    You know what I believe him.
     
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    You saw the picture, got horny, and made the post around the picture. 7/10
     
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    Yea, but you can fuck 'em both.
     
  7. Merlotte's Gold Belt

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    It’s a good looking cow.
     
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    Maybe...
     
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    Primary Anus
    Secondary Anus
    Tertiary Anus

    If men had three dicks, the world would be a perfect place.
     
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    I always ask my wife:

    Do you want to do it the regular way, or in the vagina?
     
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    Wher is udder too anus ?
     
  14. A.A. Riggs Black By Demand

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    Is that like farm-to-table?
     
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    Four hoofs to two
     
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    Woman who are raised as cow dont understand full picture. Some woman are raised as cat
     
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    Raising is very important for barn animals like women, cow, and cat. I’m glad you brought this up.
     

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