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My girlfriend wants you to know she was an "unwilling participant" in this study and she did it "solely for the good of the Sherdog community."
M = me, G = my girlfriend.
Thursday night
6:00 we had Thai food, both of us ate pretty much the whole thing.
8:15 we weigh in. M = 163.8lbs, G = 123.6lbs (the scale weighs in .2lb units and is innacurate +/- 1.5lbs.
I mix up the powder in water. It tastes exactly like green tea with sugar, very similar to Sobe Green Tea. The texture is somewhat like sawdust. It doesn't taste great, but it's not horrible either. G feels like she's going to throw up while drinking it (probably because she's a wimp about food texture), about halfway through the powder she starts gagging and almost throws up.
M 16oz of water, plus powder, plus two pills, 10oz tomato juice.
G 16oz of water, powder, two pills, 12oz grapefruit juice, 5oz tomato juice.
9:40 M 8oz apple juice
10:10 M 16oz water, G 16oz water
10:45 M is currently dropping massive numbers of super smelly farts
11:45 M takes a small soft liquidy crap that G could smell 2 rooms away.
11:51 M 8oz tomato juice (still farting like crazy), G stomach has finally returned to an unqueezy state.
Friday
8:00am G 4oz apple juice
12:50pm Second serving of colonblow! (the package says one rounded tablespoon, but there's probably 5-6 tablespoons worth in the bag)
M 32oz water
G 16oz tomato juice (mixed with powder) and 6oz of grapefruit juice
1:10 We both take craps, small and loose.
1:15M starts farting again (5 minute intervals, not smelly)
1:30 M takes a big loose crap, with lots of little parts (not connected like the "ropes" on their website)
1:45 M 12oz grapefruit juice, G 12oz water
2:35 M 16oz tomato juice
3:00 M 16oz water, G 10oz grapefruit juice
3:05 M hits the toilet again, a big liquid crap... just shot out of my ass.
3:15-3:30 M craps again... this time in three stages. Every time I thought I was done I started to go more. First was like the 3:05 crap with a couple more solid bits. Then the second and third were just pure liquid crap (like what it would look like if you pureed it in a blender).
3:30 G starts having "acidic" farts
4:00 this is when the ropes are supposed to start appearing, according to the instructions.
4:15 G craps. Little and solid.
4:20 M & G 8oz of apple juice
4:40 M takes tiny little crap... liquid, weird reddish color (probably tomato juice) and somewhat like nimbus clouds
5:20 M starting to get light headed
5:40 M & G 16oz orange juice, G farts decreasing in acidity and frequency
5:45 M tiny liquid/mucous crap
6:15 last serving of powder and pills, probably two tablespoons worth (I'm not sure exactly, I just dumped the rest of it in the glass)
M 24oz of water with the powder, then 10oz of tomato juice and the pills
G 16oz of tomato juice with the powder and pills, then 16oz of water, she had a really hard time drinking it and threw up in her mouth.
6:43 G takes a crap... chunks.
6:46 G takes another crap... "rope like" but not like the ones on the colonblow website, way softer and not dark and evil looking.
6:49 G takes another crap!! "shooting out" rope like, but again, not like the ones on their website, this seems to be a lot softer and can't be "fished" out of the toilet like the ones on their site can.
7:15 M takes really small crap (reddish, really soft)
7:35 M takes smallish crap (reddish, really soft)
8:00 M same as above.
8:05 M really big gassy crap, reddish and soft.
9:00 M 161.8lbs, G 123lbs
9:17 G big soft ropey red crap, but, again, not like the ones on the site (weighs 122.4lbs afterward)
9:25 We can eat! Both of us eat about a pound of food.
9:24 M 16oz water
9:38 M really small soft red crap
10:12 M & G about 6oz more food.
10:40 M & G 16oz water
Saturday
12:37am M tiny red crap, really mucousy and gassy.
1:45 M crazy shaped crap... really mucousy, red and black strange shape, almost furry.
2:40 M big dark liquidy crap
3:35 same as above... husk residue on toilet paper, which hasn't been around for about 12 hours
12 noon M 162.6, G 122.8
Conclusions...
I weighed in at 1.2lbs less than I did when we started, my girlfriend was .8lbs less. If we had weighed ourselves before we had our last meal before the Colonblow I would be willing to be that we weighed less than we did post-Blow.
The Colonblow did have an affect. Our craps were much different than they normally are. The frequency of craps was waaaaay more than usual for me but, apart from G's three craps in a row, not much was different for her. My normal fiber intake is much higher than her's, so me being affected more is strange.
I can't imagine how bizarrely low fiber your diet needs to be to get results like the ones on their site. The instructions tell you to drink as much as possible. The tomato juice was almost surely the culprit as far as the red color goes since my crap was much more red than hers. I suppose if you didn't drink as much that could possibly make your craps look so creepy and weird.
As far as claiming that it'll get rid of all sorts of undigested stuff or crap that's stuck to your intestines or whatnot, the weightloss doesn't show that that's the case. I would imagine that the weightloss would be the exact same by simply going on a juice fast.
We took pictures of all of our craps hoping to show the evolution of them and eventually showing you guys some crazy looking ropes. But that didn't happen and apart from the one bizarrely shaped and colored crap I had (which was probably half colonblow/tomato juice and half food) none of them were really that weird, and looked a lot like the kind of crap you'd have if you had diarhea.
M = me, G = my girlfriend.
Thursday night
6:00 we had Thai food, both of us ate pretty much the whole thing.
8:15 we weigh in. M = 163.8lbs, G = 123.6lbs (the scale weighs in .2lb units and is innacurate +/- 1.5lbs.
I mix up the powder in water. It tastes exactly like green tea with sugar, very similar to Sobe Green Tea. The texture is somewhat like sawdust. It doesn't taste great, but it's not horrible either. G feels like she's going to throw up while drinking it (probably because she's a wimp about food texture), about halfway through the powder she starts gagging and almost throws up.
M 16oz of water, plus powder, plus two pills, 10oz tomato juice.
G 16oz of water, powder, two pills, 12oz grapefruit juice, 5oz tomato juice.
9:40 M 8oz apple juice
10:10 M 16oz water, G 16oz water
10:45 M is currently dropping massive numbers of super smelly farts
11:45 M takes a small soft liquidy crap that G could smell 2 rooms away.
11:51 M 8oz tomato juice (still farting like crazy), G stomach has finally returned to an unqueezy state.
Friday
8:00am G 4oz apple juice
12:50pm Second serving of colonblow! (the package says one rounded tablespoon, but there's probably 5-6 tablespoons worth in the bag)
M 32oz water
G 16oz tomato juice (mixed with powder) and 6oz of grapefruit juice
1:10 We both take craps, small and loose.
1:15M starts farting again (5 minute intervals, not smelly)
1:30 M takes a big loose crap, with lots of little parts (not connected like the "ropes" on their website)
1:45 M 12oz grapefruit juice, G 12oz water
2:35 M 16oz tomato juice
3:00 M 16oz water, G 10oz grapefruit juice
3:05 M hits the toilet again, a big liquid crap... just shot out of my ass.
3:15-3:30 M craps again... this time in three stages. Every time I thought I was done I started to go more. First was like the 3:05 crap with a couple more solid bits. Then the second and third were just pure liquid crap (like what it would look like if you pureed it in a blender).
3:30 G starts having "acidic" farts
4:00 this is when the ropes are supposed to start appearing, according to the instructions.
4:15 G craps. Little and solid.
4:20 M & G 8oz of apple juice
4:40 M takes tiny little crap... liquid, weird reddish color (probably tomato juice) and somewhat like nimbus clouds
5:20 M starting to get light headed
5:40 M & G 16oz orange juice, G farts decreasing in acidity and frequency
5:45 M tiny liquid/mucous crap
6:15 last serving of powder and pills, probably two tablespoons worth (I'm not sure exactly, I just dumped the rest of it in the glass)
M 24oz of water with the powder, then 10oz of tomato juice and the pills
G 16oz of tomato juice with the powder and pills, then 16oz of water, she had a really hard time drinking it and threw up in her mouth.
6:43 G takes a crap... chunks.
6:46 G takes another crap... "rope like" but not like the ones on the colonblow website, way softer and not dark and evil looking.
6:49 G takes another crap!! "shooting out" rope like, but again, not like the ones on their website, this seems to be a lot softer and can't be "fished" out of the toilet like the ones on their site can.
7:15 M takes really small crap (reddish, really soft)
7:35 M takes smallish crap (reddish, really soft)
8:00 M same as above.
8:05 M really big gassy crap, reddish and soft.
9:00 M 161.8lbs, G 123lbs
9:17 G big soft ropey red crap, but, again, not like the ones on the site (weighs 122.4lbs afterward)
9:25 We can eat! Both of us eat about a pound of food.
9:24 M 16oz water
9:38 M really small soft red crap
10:12 M & G about 6oz more food.
10:40 M & G 16oz water
Saturday
12:37am M tiny red crap, really mucousy and gassy.
1:45 M crazy shaped crap... really mucousy, red and black strange shape, almost furry.
2:40 M big dark liquidy crap
3:35 same as above... husk residue on toilet paper, which hasn't been around for about 12 hours
12 noon M 162.6, G 122.8
Conclusions...
I weighed in at 1.2lbs less than I did when we started, my girlfriend was .8lbs less. If we had weighed ourselves before we had our last meal before the Colonblow I would be willing to be that we weighed less than we did post-Blow.
The Colonblow did have an affect. Our craps were much different than they normally are. The frequency of craps was waaaaay more than usual for me but, apart from G's three craps in a row, not much was different for her. My normal fiber intake is much higher than her's, so me being affected more is strange.
I can't imagine how bizarrely low fiber your diet needs to be to get results like the ones on their site. The instructions tell you to drink as much as possible. The tomato juice was almost surely the culprit as far as the red color goes since my crap was much more red than hers. I suppose if you didn't drink as much that could possibly make your craps look so creepy and weird.
As far as claiming that it'll get rid of all sorts of undigested stuff or crap that's stuck to your intestines or whatnot, the weightloss doesn't show that that's the case. I would imagine that the weightloss would be the exact same by simply going on a juice fast.
We took pictures of all of our craps hoping to show the evolution of them and eventually showing you guys some crazy looking ropes. But that didn't happen and apart from the one bizarrely shaped and colored crap I had (which was probably half colonblow/tomato juice and half food) none of them were really that weird, and looked a lot like the kind of crap you'd have if you had diarhea.
