Colby's constant stammering and stuttering

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Is this part of his shtick?

 
It’s almost as embarrassing as him hiring pornstars, which is almost as embarrassing as him calling the police.

Fedor Shrug.
 
It's all apart of his plan. If he had flawless trash-talking people would hate him a lot less, but the fact that it's kind of cringeworthy with his stammers and pauses but still acts like he's king shit makes people want to see him lose so much more.
 
How can you not smile at that?

The guy is starting to grow on me. He's ridiculous.
 
Pretty pathetic. Nervous, self conscious asshole attempting to pretend to be some kind of dominant verbal-alpha. Snore.
 
Fugitive Pete said:
It's all apart of his plan. If he had flawless trash-talking people would hate him a lot less, but the fact that it's kind of cringeworthy with his stammers and pauses but still acts like he's king shit makes people want to see him lose so much more.
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Andy Kaufman meets Robert De Niro with top level wrestling
 
He need sum tits!
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To be honest, he looks like he would prefer some rec time with Adebisi instead
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Can someone please translate what this moron is saying here:

 
James Baller said:
How can you not smile at that?

The guy is starting to grow on me. He's ridiculous.
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Damn the new lay out it all class.
Now even the yellow cards gets a nice belt.
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The guy is a prize fighter, I don’t expect an eloquent Victorian era pageantry speaker delivering the next American opus on a grand stage.
 
Interesting how much hate he generates. Or lets call it dislike. We should be careful to not let all this tmz shit get the whole attention on sherdog. After all its about fights and there Colby really suprised.
 
it's because he lacks conviction in what he's saying. Getting confused with his lines.
 
Fugitive Pete said:
It's all apart of his plan. If he had flawless trash-talking people would hate him a lot less, but the fact that it's kind of cringeworthy with his stammers and pauses but still acts like he's king shit makes people want to see him lose so much more.
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Ah yes. It’s all a plan.

Like when the waiter says “enjoy your food” and I say”you too”. It isn’t me being awkward! It’s part of my plan!! I swear
 
At the end of the day he's an entertainer. Doing his job of entertaining. You have to be entertaining and be able to fight at this point in time. The fact that you made this thread means his marketing is working.
 
He went from being a nobody to having a lot of attention all the time, I’m sure it’s a lot for him to take in, and if he doesn’t have much experience dealing with media all the time I’m sure it’s perfectly normal to sound like a fucking retard in tv.
 
Im staying on the who the fuck is that guy boat for Mr. Alliteration. Only because he so badly wants to be either loved or hated. Tyron should go the indifferent route for maximum rustling.
 
ANIM4L said:
it's because he lacks conviction in what he's saying. Getting confused with his lines.
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EXACTLY. He doesn't believe what he's saying, himself, so no one else is going to, either.
 
He just won the interim WW belt. He's won 9 of his 10 UFC fights including 6 straight. He's beat legit guys in Rafael Dos Anjos, Dong Hyun Kim and Demian Maia. He works the Muhammed Ali/Ric Flair/Conor McGregor gimmick pretty decently. Yet nobody besides dedicated MMA fans know who he is. By now Conor was already a household name. What's he doing wrong? I think the only thing that could get him over is if he got the shine of losing to someone like GSP. Thoughts?
 
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