Media Colby living the good life and getting paid to hang around Instagram sloots

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  1. GrayArea

    GrayArea Brown Belt

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    *WARNING* for nerds and incels. Do not watch.

    Colby making that sponsorship money and hanging around a bunch of Instagram “models”. The soon to be undisputed champ doesn’t seem too concerned with training for Marty.

     
  2. TheSpider

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    Colby will leave Marty in a pool of his own blood using his GOAT bedroom cardio
     
  3. evergreenrider

    evergreenrider #CantCornerTheDorner Double Yellow Card

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    ?? He's paying them, not the other way around.
     
  4. Klaavical

    Klaavical Black Belt

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    Those are paid sloots
     
  5. JabToucher

    JabToucher I don't put anyone on ignore!

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    Why can't people be happy for his success
     
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    Medulla Omoplata Mayberry Comptroller

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    Not bad, the heel thing actually worked out of him. Joe Rogan mentioned in one his podcasts of late (The Izzy one i think), that he adopted this persona because he has it on good authority, the UFC was gonna cut him.
     
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  8. Phillyz

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    inb4 10 pages of triggered virgins

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  9. Nate banged my mom

    Nate banged my mom Yellow Card Yellow Card

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    Very hot. The 3 in red are ok too
     
  10. billharford

    billharford 181 Likes

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    Let him (drink) bang bro
     
  11. 13 others

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    Man I really wanna know what him and that model were pointing at on the boat
     
  12. blaseblah

    blaseblah Gold Belt

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    You mean paying to hang around Instagram sloots?
     
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  13. DeathStroke

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    Bang energy is footing the bill on this one...

    Colby has gotta love the savings this sponsorship brings him.
     
  14. BeerAndKush

    BeerAndKush #PaulieBless

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    Fuck he’s such an alpha !!!
     
  15. Post 2 Decision

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    Bang energy? Lmao who?!

    No name energy drink company can't even afford hot girls so they get these ones from the trailer park.
    That white girl is :eek:
    Brown one is okay
    Latina has a nice ass obvs.
     
  16. Skankhunt420

    Skankhunt420 Purple Belt

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    Not bad Colby. Don't blow your load yet though you got a fight to be training for.
     
  17. paynebringer

    paynebringer Titanium Ape Planet Belt... Always Defend ♠♠♠

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    Colby is the last person that should be calling anybody fake, he saved his dying mma career for the moment built on being fake...
     
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  18. Sweater of AV

    Sweater of AV Red Belt

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    Interesting product.

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  19. Bojka

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    How was it dying?

    This is a new narrative Colby haters use. You could argue it may have taken him a bit longer to get a title shot, but his career was never in any danger.
     
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    In nature, one of the most common strategies for males to mate is by bringing "nuptial gifts" to females.

    The male will present the female with a piece of food or even a shiny rock or some other gift, and the female will open up her genitalia and present the male with an opportunity to mate. Nuptial gifts are quite common.

    What we are seeing here is a display of the male presenting 3 females with nuptial gifts in an attempt of courtship and mating rights.
     
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